We know that jesus did have some weird imaginations but this one must have been caused by lack of sex.

Let the bible speak. I'll highlight for easy reading and better comprehension.


Matthew 25:1-13

1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.

2 And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

3 They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them:

4 But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.

5 While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept.

6 And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.

7 Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.

8 And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your lubrication; for our lamps have dried out.

9 But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves.

10 And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut.

11 Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us.

12 But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not.

13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.


I am very happy that there's always enough oil in my wife's lamp whatever hour I decide to come. Thank you jesus.

YOU have a terribly nasty mind
Twisting the story like that
You don't have work to do?
Searching the scriptures and twisting its meaning to suit your depraved mind

Nugga you is a PerVerrt

Your room in hell is already built. With extra heaters.

LMAO.

Alfa you be comfirm badt guy

lol...

i wan die

this nigga tho

Laff wan kie me for here oo!

Alfa don kolo