Rule 1
Giving all your love, care, time, even money
doesn't guarantee she'll stay: let me tell u what
makes women stick to guys through all season,
both good and bad - because... they... wait for it,
wait for it, wait for it... want to!!! Yes. They stick to
guys because they love the guys and choose to
stay with them. U must have seen or heard of guys
who beat up their girls but still, the girls cling to
them (now I'm not asking you to abuse your girls).
Giving your gals your all may be good, but is not a
reason for them to stick to u, in fact giving them all
in fantastic proportions is unhealthy. I will explain
that subsequently. So don't think she's still with u
cos of all the love and money your showering on
her, when its time to leave you, nothing will stop
her.
Rule 2:
Never make her too comfortable: you love her with
your life. She loves you even more. Bla bla. U
devote all your time on being to her, everything is
magical, she knows your hers for life, then a point
is inevitably reached when... you suddenly start
looking like a Bottom to her. I know your thinking,
that's not right! The more comfortable you make a
person, the more the person should give more.
Yes! that is in sync with logic, but women ain't
logical! Once in a while, don't get jealous, don't
care, don't spend, hold back yourself. Let her run
after you. Get a life aside her! I can't tell you how
important this is.
Rule 3:
Family takes precedence over her: it cannot be
overemphasized how important it is for you to
know the people who will be with u forever and
those who will come and go. Never take sides wit
your girl against your mama or sister. Its against
the bro code of conduct. Never inconvenience your
family to accommodate "one man's daughter". It
will make her respect you. Once u forge your girl
into a wife, good for u! She's now your family and
should not be inconvenienced for another random
"non-family". Until u ring her finger, she's fair
game, meaning she can dump your sorry Bottom
for another. So don't be silly enough to enjoy
temporary things and miss out eternity.
Rule 4:
She's not worth any emotional/financial stress:
don't struggle to give what u dnt have! Asume she
requests for 10k, if u don't have it tell her "i don't
have it", if u have it but ain't feeling charitable, tell
her "i wont give, go work for your money", if u
have n feel like sharing fine! Give her!
Relationships are to be enjoyed not tolerated!
Dating is not an emancipation from poverty! Neva
you have sleepless nights for her sake. Neva you
borrow to satisfy her every whim! This may sound
harsh, but not until your married to her, u have no
business dealing with her using your heart, use
your head!! Most men make this moronic mistake
of getting worked up over a woman! God! Women r
d emotional ones, let them cry over d relationship,
its not your job nigga! Don't kill yourself for a gal,
she would attend your funeral with a new
boyfriend. A word for d wise is sufficient
Rule 5:
Always get even: women always think they r
smarter than men. Here's why - they grow up to
have huge racks n bums as big as jumbo size hot
air balloons, n guys r wired to be attracted to what
they see, hence they can manipulate guys, hence
they r smarter! Guys who have more money than
sense tend to give more n get little in a
relationship. Y should u buy her a box of chocolate
on her birthday n expect hand band on yours?? Get
even! For every shoe she buys u, get her a wrist
watch, for every tie, get her a scarf, for every
boxer, get her a pant (wait, shey boxers r even
more expensive than pants, hehehe). This sounds
like a game bt in truth, dating a 21st century naija
babe is a game, i am not asking u to win, just get
even. Keep on reading, i am not through.
Rule 6:
Love yourself first n more: like i said earlier, ladies
think they r smarter n wud love to exploit u in d
name of relationships. Hence word like *mugu*, n
phrase like *maga don pay* were coined. If u love
yourself first n more than her, u wont get her wot u
have never tasted. U wont give her a treat u have
never had. There is something called self love n
self respect n every guy should have them!
Moreover, until u truly love yourself, u will find it
hard to love others without being a wuss... love
your gal but understand that your a human being
too n deserve d good tins of life. Take care of
yourself too. Love your life, u have just one left.
And d final rule....
Rule 7:
Understand who you are as a man: being a man is
one of d biggest burdens a human could have.
There r privileges of being a man, but
responsibilities too. Understand that u have to be
on top of everything, your game, (i didn't say your
gal o, i said your game, hohohohoho). Understand
that dis gal would be d first to throw rocks at u if u
become a failure in life tomorrow. Set your
priorities right, make enough money to take care of
your family, both batch A n batch B. Imagine good
things u can afford with $10million - a good house,
good car, love, etc. Strive to be d kind of man u
would be happy to have your sister marry.

Nice, as if it's d lady in d pic 4 d femmelounge advert dats talkin.

Tazmode: Nice, as if it's d lady in d pic 4 d femmelounge advert dats talkin.

Na 'em gals sabi o..money till I die

darmylolah: Rule 1
Giving all your love, care, time, even money
doesn't guarantee she'll stay: let me tell u what
makes women stick to guys through all season,
both good and bad - because... they... wait for it,
wait for it, wait for it... want to!!! Yes. They stick to
guys because they love the guys and choose to
stay with them. U must have seen or heard of guys
who beat up their girls but still, the girls cling to
them (now I'm not asking you to abuse your girls).
Giving your gals your all may be good, but is not a
reason for them to stick to u, in fact giving them all
in fantastic proportions is unhealthy. I will explain
that subsequently. So don't think she's still with u
cos of all the love and money your showering on
her, when its time to leave you, nothing will stop
her.
Rule 2:
Never make her too comfortable: you love her with
your life. She loves you even more. Bla bla. U
devote all your time on being to her, everything is
magical, she knows your hers for life, then a point
is inevitably reached when... you suddenly start
looking like a Bottom to her. I know your thinking,
that's not right! The more comfortable you make a
person, the more the person should give more.
Yes! that is in sync with logic, but women ain't
logical! Once in a while, don't get jealous, don't
care, don't spend, hold back yourself. Let her run
after you. Get a life aside her! I can't tell you how
important this is.
Rule 3:
Family takes precedence over her: it cannot be
overemphasized how important it is for you to
know the people who will be with u forever and
those who will come and go. Never take sides wit
your girl against your mama or sister. Its against
the bro code of conduct. Never inconvenience your
family to accommodate "one man's daughter". It
will make her respect you. Once u forge your girl
into a wife, good for u! She's now your family and
should not be inconvenienced for another random
"non-family". Until u ring her finger, she's fair
game, meaning she can dump your sorry Bottom
for another. So don't be silly enough to enjoy
temporary things and miss out eternity.
Rule 4:
She's not worth any emotional/financial stress:
don't struggle to give what u dnt have! Asume she
requests for 10k, if u don't have it tell her "i don't
have it", if u have it but ain't feeling charitable, tell
her "i wont give, go work for your money", if u
have n feel like sharing fine! Give her!
Relationships are to be enjoyed not tolerated!
Dating is not an emancipation from poverty! Neva
you have sleepless nights for her sake. Neva you
borrow to satisfy her every whim! This may sound
harsh, but not until your married to her, u have no
business dealing with her using your heart, use
your head!! Most men make this moronic mistake
of getting worked up over a woman! God! Women r
d emotional ones, let them cry over d relationship,
its not your job nigga! Don't kill yourself for a gal,
she would attend your funeral with a new
boyfriend. A word for d wise is sufficient
Rule 5:
Always get even: women always think they r
smarter than men. Here's why - they grow up to
have huge racks n bums as big as jumbo size hot
air balloons, n guys r wired to be attracted to what
they see, hence they can manipulate guys, hence
they r smarter! Guys who have more money than
sense tend to give more n get little in a
relationship. Y should u buy her a box of chocolate
on her birthday n expect hand band on yours?? Get
even! For every shoe she buys u, get her a wrist
watch, for every tie, get her a scarf, for every
boxer, get her a pant (wait, shey boxers r even
more expensive than pants, hehehe). This sounds
like a game bt in truth, dating a 21st century naija
babe is a game, i am not asking u to win, just get
even. Keep on reading, i am not through.
Rule 6:
Love yourself first n more: like i said earlier, ladies
think they r smarter n wud love to exploit u in d
name of relationships. Hence word like *mugu*, n
phrase like *maga don pay* were coined. If u love
yourself first n more than her, u wont get her wot u
have never tasted. U wont give her a treat u have
never had. There is something called self love n
self respect n every guy should have them!
Moreover, until u truly love yourself, u will find it
hard to love others without being a wuss... love
your gal but understand that your a human being
too n deserve d good tins of life. Take care of
yourself too. Love your life, u have just one left.
And d final rule....
Rule 7:
Understand who you are as a man: being a man is
one of d biggest burdens a human could have.
There r privileges of being a man, but
responsibilities too. Understand that u have to be
on top of everything, your game, (i didn't say your
gal o, i said your game, hohohohoho). Understand
that dis gal would be d first to throw rocks at u if u
become a failure in life tomorrow. Set your
priorities right, make enough money to take care of
your family, both batch A n batch B. Imagine good
things u can afford with $10million - a good house,
good car, love, etc. Strive to be d kind of man u
would be happy to have your sister marry.

Nice piece. Most naija guys think with their cock hence d females have learnt to capitalize on their weaknesses.
Go broke n watch her treat u like a piece of crap.

Nice one.
1000likes for this

yomi007k: Nice piece. Most naija guys think with their cock hence d females have learnt to capitalize on their weaknesses.
Go broke n watch her treat u like a piece of crap.

Talk is cheap. Op I put it inside you that you are guilty too.

yomi007k: Nice piece. Most naija guys think with their cock hence d females have learnt to capitalize on their weaknesses.
Go broke n watch her treat u like a piece of crap.

Yea....u so damn right man.....90% of 'em bitches re hoes.

Gyz hve to knw they aint loyal to them,buh 2 paper,watchout for anybitch who ask you HOW IS WORK b4 asking HOW U DOING URSEF.....she wanna knw sup wit u n d paper.....

Dey re DAWGS.....

These hoes ain't loyal

its a lil harsh tho.. i get that girls can be mean and so on.. but that doesnt mean u should hold back on your feelings.. coz if u do i wont really know wt it feels like to be in love

deneris: its a lil harsh tho.. i get that girls can be mean and so on.. but that doesnt mean u should hold back on your feelings.. coz if u do i wont really know wt it feels like to be in love

Aint no love in dis part of d world.

deneris: its a lil harsh tho.. i get that girls can be mean and so on.. but that doesnt mean u should hold back on your feelings.. coz if u do i wont really know wt it feels like to be in love

Eyah...love abi....love died d moment Titanic sank....dere is no luv anywhere babe....

Bro thanks so much u just taught me wat I needed most right now .dis is a wonderful advice .guys una don hear am any girl wey buy u birthday card on ur birthday should also get carbin biscuit shikena .if u try go buy am phone u don become mugu one on her list be wise guys.

I have learnt my lesson for real..tanx so much op...I appreciate it...d love I had for my girl was an unlimitational love...and I guess wit d help of dis write up I must stop d love of a tin jare

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Yea....u so damn right man.....90% of 'em bitches re hoes.

Gyz hve to knw they aint loyal to them,buh 2 paper,watchout for anybitch who ask you HOW IS WORK b4 asking HOW U DOING URSEF.....she wanna knw sup wit u n d paper.....

Dey re DAWGS..... [/quote yea manh 21st gals wanna drain ya wallet yet dey ain't loyal...

Many fools will avoid threads like this! They'd prefer empty and unrealistic topics like 'Who Is Your No.1 Crush On Nairaland' or '10 Ladies On NL With The Sexiest Smiles'. Trash!!! Op, God bless u for this! Am out!!! (**Zooms out of Romance section**)

The moment you all get the picture clear and free of all forms of deceit that most (99.9%)women are post - success accessories, that need maintenance to keep them straight like an expensive condo/ cool ride and a reproductary neccesitated drive through.... That will be your EUREKA moment!......save yourself stress and pain....get your money up...get successful and then choose the best accessory that you like.......and if it gets rusty.... Upgrade it.....cause trust me....women don't play....she just needs a stupid feeling to move....lol


You'd be damn lucky if you got one in the 0.01% bracket....chances are...she might not be your type..or you,ll never meet her...

Dipville:
Na 'em gals sabi o..money till I die

i feel like slapping you sha...............do you av to quote all the write up?

Ariguy:
I have learnt my lesson for real..tanx so much op...I appreciate it...d love I had for my girl was an unlimitational love...and I guess wit d help of dis write up I must stop d love of a tin jare

Don't dull it bro,am not sayin u shouldn't luv ur lady o. But b smart abt it.