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If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Nobody: 6:30am On Aug 17, 2014
I was just thinking if Jesus would be physically seen in church today whhat time will people get to church?

Please can you answer for yourself?
Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Tallesty1(m): 6:36am On Aug 17, 2014
You still need some hrs of sleep.
Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by iamtewwy(m): 6:36am On Aug 17, 2014
i wont go to church

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Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Nobody: 8:46am On Aug 17, 2014
Who is jesus,you mean that guy in a fake image of jesus whose real name is ceaser,the son of alexandra pope,who got popular because his father alexandra wanted him to more popular than leonardo di vinci and the only to achieve that was to impersonate jesus,b1tch if that mfccker was coming where I be going,imma shoot him relentlessly
Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by simdam500(m): 9:16am On Aug 17, 2014
Funny, if pastor is to come out of his office in 1hrs time, the congregation would have been there 1hrs before... Talk of Jesus, if he's to be in church in an hrs time, o boy my guys go reach church in 3hrs after, naija peeps be like, he go supply more chair, enough suya and la casera
Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Nobody: 11:05am On Aug 17, 2014
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Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by SAMBARRY: 11:14am On Aug 17, 2014
shocked grin shocked grin shocked
aaronson: Who is jesus,you mean that guy in a fake image of jesus whose real name is ceaser,the son of alexandra pope,who got popular because his father alexandra wanted him to more popular than leonardo di vinci and the only to achieve that was to impersonate jesus,b1tch if that mfccker was coming where I be going,imma shoot him relentlessly
Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Nobody: 12:42pm On Aug 17, 2014
chizzy94:
LOL.
Whose Lyrics?
not lyrics bro its what I know through the course of my own research and cognition
Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Nobody: 2:02pm On Aug 17, 2014
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Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by onetrack(m): 2:10pm On Aug 17, 2014
If Jesus starts turning water into wine or beer then I will be there.
Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Nobody: 2:44pm On Aug 17, 2014
chizzy94:
I'm a deist and I too don't give a fvck about this religion thing.
Which book did you read and drew conclusions from??
first off,I know religion is done nothing but create division so I took it upon myself to get in to the indept but spending time on the internet making researches upon researches and listening to underground smart rappers like immortal technique,talib kwali,lupe fiasco, killah priest etc...I also study the bible to know that it just a basis of past event and not divinely oriented and religion was brought about to instill fear into people so it would them governable or controlled ,lemme stop right there cus I don't wanna front like I know too much cus everyday is still learning process for me.
Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Nobody: 2:56pm On Aug 17, 2014
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Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Nobody: 3:45pm On Aug 17, 2014
chizzy94:
smileyHave I found my twin??

I listen to Technique, Kweli, Fiasco, Brother Ali and other smart assx rappers too. Religion is just some kind of control system. The missionaries knew they wouldn't be able to get to humans - blacks especially without some kind of Religion bullshi.t. Aside rappers too, I've been asking questions and I'm yet to get valid answers. It struck me and I thought I was done with religion, so I gave it up. I study books written by intellectuals and get reasonable answers.
Have you read 'The Age of Reason' by Thomas Paine?? That's one nice book.
Not really because the internet alone is polluted with lotta data and informations to help you think aloud.

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Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by mesoade(m): 10:17am On Aug 18, 2014
chizzy94:
smileyHave I found my twin??

I listen to Technique, Kweli, Fiasco, Brother Ali and other smart assx rappers too. Religion is just some kind of control system. The missionaries knew they wouldn't be able to get to humans - blacks especially without some kind of Religion bullshi.t. Aside rappers too, I've been asking questions and I'm yet to get valid answers. It struck me and I thought I was done with religion, so I gave it up. I study books written by intellectuals and get reasonable answers.
Have you read 'The Age of Reason' by Thomas Paine?? That's one nice book.
guy pls read 1corinthians 1:17 to d end
Re: If Jesus Was Physically Coming To Church Today,What Time Will You Get To Church? by Nobody: 11:30am On Aug 18, 2014
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