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'truest' Joke Ever by Nobody: 9:10pm On Aug 19, 2014
MTN project fame: N7.5m + SUV;
Etisalat Nigerian Idol: N5m + multimillion Ngn Contract;
Glo naija sings: N5m + SUV;
Gulder ultimate search: N10m plus endorsements;
COWBELL Mathematics competition: N100k;
Spelling Bee: N50k;
School scrabble: N25k...
Coolfm spelling game: a goodie bag filled with amila drink...

And someone is asking why on earth WAEC results standard is on the decline Are you kidding me I probably would have dropped school to pursue my musical career if these opportunities where there in my own time.
Re: 'truest' Joke Ever by chinkichun: 9:37pm On Aug 19, 2014
Very true. Very little attention is paid to education in Nigeria. cry cry cry

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