Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a
posh
hotel’.
He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW,
WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and
his butt was gently sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR
dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and
a
POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last
button APR. He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR
means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine
couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your
balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there.”