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Mr Akpors Goes For Surgical Operation by phollybee(m): 11:46pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Akpors opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed: “Thank God it’s over!” A man on the other side of his bed said: “Don’t be so sure, they left an injection in my belly and had to open it again.” Another patient added: “Same with me, but mine was a pack of cotton wool.” Akpors then paused for a moment and said: “It’s like I’m feeling a vibration in my stomach.” Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operation stormed in and asked: “Has anyone seen my Techno Phone?” Akpors fainted. Akpors opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed: “Thank God it’s over!” A man on the other side of his bed said: “Don’t be so sure, they left an injection in my belly and had to open it again.” Another patient added: “Same with me, but mine was a pack of cotton wool.” Akpors then paused for a moment and said: “It’s like I’m feeling a vibration in my stomach.” Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operation stormed in and asked: “Has anyone seen my Techno Phone?” Akpors fainted. |
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