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Top 15 Ways To Know If God Is Punishing You. by Bevy12(f): 8:57pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
15. If you have worked in a company for 10 years without promotion. 14. When you fail math and English in waec. 13. If a Goat sexually excites you. 12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road. 11. If you are an arsenal Fan. 10. When you are posted to Maiduguri or Kano for NYSC. 9. You are a hidden Christian in the midst of boko haram and your phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA" 8. When u mistake a super glue for cream during Masturbation 7. Even after photoshoping you still look damn ugly 6. When u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service. 5. If you are 30 and you still live in your parents house 4. when you rape a military man's only child. 3. When a rat eats your name out of all your original documents 2. When your only child join the Nigerian police force 1. When you get stucked in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 15 Ways To Know If God Is Punishing You. by Guykhena(m): 9:00pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
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Re: Top 15 Ways To Know If God Is Punishing You. by adioolayi(m): 9:25pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
Bevy12: 9. You are a hidden Christian |
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