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Shocking: Baby Born Without Umbilical Cord by FNNEWS: 2:07pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Bizarre news reaching FNN, state categorically that a woman just gave birth to a boy with no umbilical cord in a local hospital in New York city. The husband, on hearing this surprising news, was dumbfounded and questioned the real pathology of the baby, as he claimed he had only slept with his wife once within the past 11 months but they frequently engaged themselves on phone intimacy. After several tests including DNA tests, the baby rukus (no relations, as was wildly carried on social media) was confirmed to be his, this made doctors conclude that the weird occurrence was probably as a result of their frequent phone intimacy and as the world is going WIRELESS, the baby decided to come wireless (Cord-less). Scientist round the world now ask for men to wear condoms while having phone intimacy to avoid this kind of bizarre occurrence in the future. VISIT www. for MORE HILARIOUS NEWS |
Re: Shocking: Baby Born Without Umbilical Cord by kgbd(m): 2:40pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
God always defiling human logic. |
Re: Shocking: Baby Born Without Umbilical Cord by Guykhena(m): 2:40pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
FNNEWS: this made doctors conclude that the weird occurrence was probably as a result of their frequent phone intimacy and as the world is going WIRELESS, the baby decided to come wireless (Cord-less). FNNEWS: |
Re: Shocking: Baby Born Without Umbilical Cord by Nobody: 3:52pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
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