YACAA:
Uti: on a scale of 1-10, Ella and Goitse are a 9, even Rihanna was warning people about her when she sang " Ella, eh eh eh"

hahaha! That's a witty one from uti.

ShortPistolZA:


Just curious, do you believe any of these crazy African superstitions? I had a conversation with one member here about zombification & he said he didn't believe in such crap. See, in my part of the continent we believe in such things. We believe that some people "die", but aren't really dead but are kept somewhere by the so called witches. One famous case of zombification happened in Haiti to Clairvius Narcisse. His story gives me the creeps, man.

Genuinely, for Zombies; I do not.

GotNoSwaggg:


This girl, you funny oh... Abi you dey see your period?

You came here accusing me of calling you a b*tch like an eyeless pkupkuyeke and then send subtle jibes my way for setting the record straight.

You nor well oh! Okay, just seen your photo... Not bad at all. Na you come dey ban people anyhow abi? If I flog you...

You sure I did that? I never accused you of accusing me

Oya take that back before I decide to do what you just accused me of now

Vimbai and Idris lie in bed talking in hashed tones, what happened to Ellah? Vimbai asked whether he's still beefing with his girls, Idris says he's not.


culled from bba forum

most of the hotshots housemates know that this ex-housemates are fake, except tayo and trezagah, why?, because they are not ones to sit down and gossip, they are cluesness to this fact.

safarigirl:
and the funny thing is, his plan is working against him. Cuz now Uganda has sworn to never vote for him. So even if Ella is out, he has lost 2 EA votes irreversibly. His chances are getting slimmer by the day. He won't win. Btw, I feel kinda bad for Ella cuz she's been turned to some rebound girl/side chic. She's the real victim in this triangle

Serves her right for allowing someone like Idris play with her feelings

WORLDPEACE:

hahaha! That's a witty one from uti.

lol

They should use a tranquilizer on Tayo to carry him out of that house if he isn't going to win becosiii??

UjSizzle:

You sure I did that? I never accused you of accusing me

Oya take that back before I decide to do what you just accused me of now

Bia UjSizzle, now I am totally lost and don't know what this convo is about anymore.

What am I supposed to take back?

Anyway, for the sake of peace and not getting banned again, I take whatever you want me to take back.

Can you unban me now that you see I was banned wrongly?

And next time, use your own handkerchief to clean your mud-stained trousers... You get my point?

ShortPistolZA:


Understood. So, do you believe in soulmates?

I had a profound experience years ago. I dreamt of a person (a stranger), two years later this person rang my number by mistake & we ended up being "phone buddies". We never exchanged pics during our 6 mnths phone conversations so one day we decided to meet face to face. I would never forget that day for as long as I live. 1st time I saw this person I had flashbacks. Like we've been together some time ago. Perhaps in a past life. Anyway we went to a restaurant, 1st thing he said to me when we sat down was "Please don't be freaked out by what I'm about to say, but I think I know you. I don't know from where but somehow I remember you". I wanted to run out screaming because it was so creepy. I could "hear" his thoughts. It was unexplainable. We ended up having an INTENSE relationship filled with drama. Just like I like em It lasted for quite some time until he turned psycho on me. This guy is the closest thing to a soulmate to me. It just wasn't meant to be because he is fvcked in the head.

abeg make una stop all this superstitious talk. It's d reason Africa is still backward. That your so called soul mate just copied a line from a Boyz ii men track to get u on ur back. Anyway, girls must be girls

Belovedd:
They should use a tranquilizer on Tayo to carry him out of that house if he isn't going to win becosiii??

Of course, my hommie is a lion. You wan go touch lion without doing what's necessary first?

For real, if they evict him before Day 63 abi na 67, it will make sense to see his reaction on stage... If he will do all those things he threatened to do. I won't be shocked if he starts insulting everyone including Biggie and I will support him for doing that. Because I don't know how Biggie does his auditions where we end up with this lazy, dull house. Biggie should take the blame 100%. Why are we even blaming the housemates for being boring? It's like blaming Nacho Monreal for playing CB at Arsenal when Wenger is at fault 100%!

F*ck you Biggie with your dull housemates!

Belovedd:
They should use a tranquilizer on Tayo to carry him out of that house if he isn't going to win becosiii??

But the guy was just venting na. Chill Belovedd, put yourself in his shoes, you will also feel the same. He's a very emotional dude that lacks control of his feelings. I also get tired sometimes but we (viewers) are advantaged. He has no clue that these guys are fake.

Just tuned in to JJ saying Uti scared him so much last night he couldn't sleep. Telling Tayo he can ask him if he were joking. Speculating as to whether Uti has a psychotic problem and Tayo telling them he hasn't.

Saying how Uti acted yesternight was not normal(can someone give us the full gist) and that it is not normal. They are not sure if he was joking so they want to ask him openly "my guy what is happening". Tayo saying he will ask him. JJ keeps reiterating that he couldn't sleep.

Nhlanhla saying he told him that he Nhlanhla has killed some of his friends, buried some alive, raped girls, imagined how he will kill some of the housemates, that he will leave the house before JJ and kill JJ.

Tayo telling them that Uti likes to be deep but he hasn't seen anything about him that is depressive. JJ saying if it was a joke then it is a very bad joke. That they are going to speak to Biggie about it. JJ saying if he has to sleep in the store-room, then he will.

How Uti told JJ not to trust Nhlanhla. That after all Uti said he just walked straight to the room and slept. And that they couldn't sleep. Tayo saying 'wow, he is disturbed'.

olumuyiolaoluwa:
Taaahr! No na UTI go make ha know say she gat Pu&&y.

For where. ..look MamBea wella, that babe go naughty. Uti already said he's not a sexual person and doesn't like quickies...you can imagine the kind of person he is in bed?

WORLDPEACE:

Jin si ike o.

na so so igbo pple full this nairaland sef. Even safarigirl na igbo too?

M'am Bea looking fresh, all for Uti. Go girl.

YACAA:
Just tuned in to JJ saying Uti scared him so much last night he couldn't sleep. Telling Tayo he can ask him if he were joking. Speculating as to whether Uti has a psychotic problem and Tayo telling them he hasn't.

Saying how Uti acted yesternight was not normal(can someone give us the full gist) and that it is not normal. They are not sure if he was joking so they want to ask him openly "my guy what is happening". Tayo saying he will ask him. JJ keeps reiterating that he couldn't sleep.

Nhlanhla saying he told him that he Nhlanhla has killed some of his friends, buried some alive, raped girls, imagined how he will kill some of the housemates, that he will leave the house before JJ and kill JJ.

Tayo telling them that Uti likes to be deep but he hasn't seen anything about him that is depressive. JJ saying if it was a joke then it is a very bad joke. That they are going to speak to Biggie about it. JJ saying if he has to sleep in the store-room, then he will.

How Uti told JJ not to trust Nhlanhla. That after all Uti said he just walked straight to the room and slept. And that they couldn't sleep. Tayo saying 'wow, he is disturbed'.

Those guys are trying to pull a fast one on Uti and Tayo.

clefstone:
abeg make una stop all this superstitious talk. It's d reason Africa is still backward. That your so called soul mate just copied a line from a Boyz ii men track to get u on ur back. Anyway, girls must be girls

Sorry Sire. ..The most forward thinking countries are VERY SUPERSTITIOUS, they never do any major thing without a spiritual consultation...even the white house.

Uti abeg give her small attention

clefstone:
abeg make una stop all this superstitious talk. It's d reason Africa is still backward. That your so called soul mate just copied a line from a Boyz ii men track to get u on ur back. Anyway, girls must be girls

LMAO! Reminds me of one Hardley Chase book I read in sec sch... "Believe This, You'll Believe Anything".

People can be gullible at times but hey, that is not my indaba. That guy will still use that line on another girl. Later they will say all guys are heartless... Like it's our fault some of them are brainless!

Abeg oh ladies, I said "some". I nor accuse all of una.

I luv that fck biggie for this paranoid dull housemates.

GotNoSwaggg:


Of course, my hommie is a lion. You wan go touch lion without doing what's necessary first?

For real, if they evict him before Day 63 abi na 67, it will make sense to see his reaction on stage... If he will do all those things he threatened to do. I won't be shocked if he starts insulting everyone including Biggie and I will support him for doing that. Because I don't know how Biggie does his auditions where we end up with this lazy, dull house. Biggie should take the blame 100%. Why are we even blaming the housemates for being boring? It's like blaming Nacho Monreal for playing CB at Arsenal when Wenger is at fault 100%!

F*ck you Biggie with your dull housemates!

Forwetinnah:


Those guys are trying to pull a fast one on Uti and Tayo.

no, uti said all those things, uti played a prank on them, they were shaking like a leaf, nhalala was even pleading for the blood of Jesus.



uti is a bad guy.

ninnyanny:
wait ooooo
mam bae de act fiction for that house?
she no de quarrel?
the lady is living a perfect life on bba
and thats so not obtainable in real life
everybody is her frnd
no one offends her
and she hasnt offended anyone.
na wa ooo
she even went as far as explaining to
elikem the kinda love she has for elikem
in order not to provoke pokello
chei....
I like the lady sha. I have no reason to hate her
but im just wondering how someone can live such a perfect life.

Is this not the same lady you people were complaining about after she fought with Tayo and complained about it to Macky2. People have their moments which makes them human. Offending someone does not make you real. I don't go around offending people on a daily basis but I guess people are different. I also get along with most people does not mean a person is fake.

Elikem: M'am Bea dyu have a crush on Uti?
M'am Bea smiling sheepishly
Elikem: Uti dyu have a crush on M'am Bea?
Uti: yes ( smiling)
Elikem: aaaaw Uti you are in trouble. M'am Bea is a very beautiful girl
Elikem: M'am Bea, what dyu feel for Uti?
M'am Bea blushing ( the kind that feels like your cheeks are burning lol)
Elikem: Uti, What dyu feel for M'am Bea?
Uti:She is a very mature special girl, very calm, a beautiful soul, what is there not to like?
Elikem: You guys can have a family together now

Tayo said Denzel was never entertaining, last year.

Okay, bros, you don talk finish. Abeg, shut up small before you self-destruct.

Belovedd:
I don decamp, i don tire for tayo...if dem evict am e fit destroy biggie house.

I dont want my hear broken.. for now i am team 'nobody'

Fear dey catch me sef for the fake eviction wey Uti say make biggy do

lol, no come back for evening tell us say dem hack your account . Na so dem been decamp 2 nights ago, all the decampees don come back. Thank God say I no even watch this morning own

Mehn dis tayo jst dey talk anyhow. That dude shuld jst shutup already.

This luclay sef, his only use in the house is increasing the carbondioxide and monoxide concentration in the house. Anytime i see him, i see smoke.

Dannyxy:
no, uti said all those things, uti played a prank on them, they were shaking like a leaf, nhalala was even pleading for the blood of Jesus.



uti is a bad guy.

Wao!!

YACAA:
Elikem: M'am Bea dyu have a crush on Uti?
M'am Bea smiling sheepishly
Elikem: Uti dyu have a crush on M'am Bea?
Uti: yes ( smiling)
Elikem: aaaaw Uti you are in trouble. M'am Bea is a very beautiful girl
Elikem: M'am Bea, what dyu feel for Uti?
M'am blushing ( the kind that feels like your cheeks are burning lol)
Elikem: Uti, What dyu feel for M'am Bea?
Uti:She is a very mature special girl, very calm, a beautiful soul, what is there not to like?
Elikem: You guys can have a family together now

Awww...This made me chuckle. Now I feel for m'am bea. I guess they all know about her crush on uti. She's a beautiful and calm lady and I really like her, but unfortunately for her she can only dream about BEAUTI. Never gonna happen, but hey, she'll get over it like many of us do.

spade:
Tayo said Denzel was never entertaining, last year.

Okay, bros, you don talk finish. Abeg, shut up small before you self-destruct.

lol, but entertainment is relative. He didn't find Denzel entertaining last year just like there are those who don't find him entertaining this year. Hehe, dude is just pissed Biggie doesn't 'care' about HMs feelings. E no know say na money dem dey find? Abi where e think say dem wan find $300k give them if people no watch?

klodike:
Mehn dis tayo jst dey talk anyhow. That dude shuld jst shutup already.

wait, so the guy still dey talk since that time? the bros paranoia no be here o