Ekundayo7:
Heheheheh nice story. For sure was your spiritual mates helping you out or one ancestor who is linked with you and trying to help. Thanks for the smile reading this.

Lol. Ancestors linked with me indeed. I have been woken up by a pebble in church before. The sermon was going on and to be sincere, it was quite boring. Soon enough, I didn't know when I fell asleep. So in that state I found myself staring at the pulpit. There was no one on it, and the congregation was exactly the way it was before I fell asleep. The woman beside me was still chewing the end of her biro, some people in the back were trying to quieten their children and the sun was as hot as ever. Everything was exactly the way it was when I fell asleep.

I was staring at the empty pulpit when a small, smooth, white pebble came out of the altar, sailed through the air with speed and hit me lightly on the chest. I woke up immediately. Until then I didn't even know I was dreaming because it was so vivid. I looked around me and everything was still as it was, except that this time the minister was back at the pulpit, still droning in the same tones that put me to sleep in the first place.

I guess I had received a friendly reminder that the house of God is not for sleep

There is a reality out there which scientists cannot explain away and anyone who chooses to believe EVERYTHING science postulates is on a long tin.

Atmmachine: I have a testimony.
I use to have a scary nightmare & i always see my dead relatives but when i started smoking weed for the past 10 years, i haven't had a dream while sleeping..


Praise tha lawd

Looool praise the Lord hehehe

Malakh: Where the carcasses are, there shall you find the Eagles or vultures, figure that out.. The wicked Elite when they wanna invite demons to their meeting, they make demonic sacrifices to them, Google Bohemian Grove... What I'm saying in essence is this, demons can be invited by demonic acts or sacrifices

u just said my mind...GOD bless u...op...here is d real truth...u invited d demons by opening ur windows and wateever...and u were so xposed...ur first dream goes dis way...u were masturbating...u head a knock(dats an invitation call...cos its a demonic act)...trying to masturbate quickly bfor opening d door(means u were ready to open d way for dem to come in with ur intention..hence u woke up)...u invited dem in even in d dream.....watch ur ways...be protected by ur act and doings...disease from masturbation....not joking....u had a very strong spiritual attack dat needed blood..but u xcaped....dat allien....not realy an alien...its just d form dey used...de cant reveal dier real face....please...be prayerful...always.

Atmmachine: I have a testimony.
I use to have a scary nightmare & i always see my dead relatives but when i started smoking weed for the past 10 years, i haven't had a dream while sleeping..


Praise tha lawd

U haven't had a dream?
My dear u need Jesus.
U better pray so u ve good dreams.
It's even worse when u don't dream o.
U need Jesus

You can ask your pastor or native doctor..

Marijuana chase away demons & evil spirit.
So, why don't you grab your rolling paper & lighter and roll the vegetable up ?

#Team_green_leaves

hifaif:

The pinching feeling can be explained. What if he pinched himself in his sleep or something stung him?

Lmao!

My friend, go back and read the story again. Padeolu says the pinching was ALL OVER his body, not just a spot, and it was of such intensity that he still felt the pain even till midday when he posted his experience here.

Bro, not everything can be explained by science.

MrsBreezy:

Looool praise the Lord hehehe

Breezy..

Atmmachine:

Breezy..

Lol you're honestly not normal hehehe

@Op, from reading your comments, i can sense that you support the SINFUL and ABOMINABLE act of masturbation.
But for God's mercy, who knows? you may not have lived to tell the story, yet you shamelessly encourage and practice it. May God forgive you.
You may not escape such attacks next time, if you don't repent.#my 2cents

bwideity: I have lots of experience when it comes to these , sometimes i will be fighting with them a real fight and next person to me won't understand or notice anything , only that my breathing will change and the only thing that do save me is calling upon the name of Jesus Christ. until one day i saw this dark shadow look exactly like the pictures of grey alien.

From my previous research i notice that this is what some English folks called Alien Abduction and i start reading lots of book and article about these aliens and i pray not to see them again, trust me since them i haven't seen them.


There is one big thing i haven't understand which is the similarity between these aliens and witchcraft and demons.

To GOD be the Glory we are a living testimonies.

. Oga, you scared the shiit outta me with this your alien pix. you know say Na big screened machine I dey use

Given the experiences are oddly the same - across different countries/cultures - the 'sitting' feeling on the chest and inability to speak, it may indeed be a neurological phenomenon.

However, whether demonic attack or neurological, there is nothing Jesus cannot do - if he needs to reset your brain/body so it doesn't happen again, it is within his power to do so.

Regardless of the explanation, seek Jesus and commit whatever it is to him and he will make you whole.

I can't believe some people are actually buying this! The dude said he drank beer before sleeping! Don't y'all get it?? HE DRANK

Its sleep paralysis a.k.a lucid dreams

MrsBreezy:

Lol you're honestly not normal hehehe

lol
can you give me some medicine ?

padeolu: I also believe its a spiritual attack. I guess I was saved, psalm 91 is the only chapter of the bible that I know...I wonder why God saved me.

Maybe you should consider mas.turbation sis, its sweet and free from preggy, stds, moreso, its not a sin. :/

Broda mastubation is a sin.... u even watch porn* You v to reduce achol intake.. God is a loving father.. many people v been delivered frm it, so if u say it not a sin y d deliverance!?

its fever @OP....

ellechrystal:

U haven't had a dream?
My dear u need Jesus.
U better pray so u ve good dreams.
It's even worse when u don't dream o.
U need Jesus

pls hw worst is it wen one dont dream... cos i rearly do!

Atmmachine:

lol
can you give me some medicine ?

Lol yeah... in the house you buy me in banana island

OP must be a mad man

Very satirical rendition of a supposed true life experience with extreme humor. What an oxymoron.

Thanks OP. You made my evening.

MrsBreezy:

Lol yeah... in the house you buy me in banana island

Do you mean the house in my lizard infested village

blakky97: Did you impregnate a girl in the village?
Run to the city?
Leave her to commit abortion?
Its no allien bro!
Its junior!

hehehehehe

padeolu: I had a nightmare last night.. it was so different from my previous ones... Its more of an alien visitation or witch/demon attack...Thank God I overcame the encounter with just minor stings

Last night before I slept, there was no light in my area and I knew the possibility of Phcn restoring power was slim and it was so hot that I had to sleep naked (well, almost naked coz I had my pant on). My room sliding window/louvers were opened, so also is the door to my room and my room's restroom and its small window.

I thought of mosquitoes coming in to make the night a horrible one, but the thought cleared off upon realizing I'd be swimming in my sweat till dawn, and who knows, sleep may not come. I madeup my mind to live with the mosquitoes bites, moreso am used to it. I removed my mosquitoe net coz every little breeze that touches my body counts.

At around 1:20am, I fell asleep, it was a deep sleep, I guess I enjoyed the first part of the sleep before alien came to attack. I had a dream, I saw myself in my restroom masturbating as I used to, with my phone on my hand playing a porn video from **censored** (am sure dem G's know that site). While at it, I heard a knock on my door, I quickly rushed my masttting process to make d deal come out, I was wrong, instead of releasing, my dick cut into my hands.. I was so scared that I woke up in the process. I prayed and slept again.

The second phase is where it all happened, I guess this happened around 3am or so. Am not so sure of the time coz their wasn't light and I hate leaving my bed at midnights. Ok, during the second phase of the sleep, I guess I wasn't deep asleep this time around when I noticed a big hand all over my body, pressing me to bed, I couldn't shout, I was so helpless, words weren't coming out of my mouth, I made several attempts to scream, maybe my parents or siblings would hear... But no, I was voiceless. It was so dark that I couldn't see the face of the alien/witch pressing me to the bed. Then I remembered my pastors preaching (I hardly go to church tho) where he sometimes said "when in the day of adversity and trouble.....*or something like that*. So Psalm 91 came to my mind, I couldn't scream it out, coz I was voiceless, so resited the psalm several times, then I noticed instead of being pressed to the bed, I started noticing some sort of bee or needle-like sting all over my body, it was so painful that I started weeping, still voiceless, but tears were rolling down my face. I was very scared and suddenly I was able to talk, instead of calling for help, I SCREAMED BLOOD OF JESUS. From their I noticed the hands stop pressing me to the bed, and the needle-like object stopped pinching me, even though the pain was much.

So, I swiftly took a land lying next to me on bed just to see the face of the big hand pressing me to the bed. Upon switching the lamp on, I saw nothing, so I turned my body to face the other side of the wall, lo and behold, I saw a shadow running on the wall, I guess it was finding its way out, the shadow has a big head, with a very long hand, but short legs. Upon seeing that, I was so scared, I started shivering, and then covered myself with my duvet. After few minutes, some courage came, I stoodup from my bed, holding the lamp on one hand and my bible on the other hand. But it was too late the demon/alien/witch is gone.

My fellow NL'ers, help me thank the Lord, I overcame the horrific mare. I guess I've learnt my lessons. I took too much hot legend (dark ale) before I went to bed and I forgot to make myself holy by licking anointing oil. Any ways, thank you all for reading. Good morning to you all


PS...No insults

you see why I asked you to stop buy akara on credit abi?? Ma Ngozi at work!

Atmmachine:


Do you mean the house in my lizard infested village

Lol then u can remain sick kmt goat

MrsBreezy:

Lol then u can remain sick kmt goat

What is kmt goat ??

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padeolu: Thanks a lot ma.

you are welcome. Do you also know that our secrets would be judged according to Romans 2:16. Watching porn and masturbation are all secrets my dear brother.

I wld have called it sleep paralysis but then u saw a shadow running on ur wall....Buh beware that pipo confuse sleep paralysis fo"r witchcraft pressing"

Atmmachine:

What is kmt goat ??

Lol it's your new moniker

padeolu: I had a nightmare last night.. it was so different from my previous ones... Its more of an alien visitation or witch/demon attack...Thank God I overcame the encounter with just minor stings

Last night before I slept, there was no light in my area and I knew the possibility of Phcn restoring power was slim and it was so hot that I had to sleep naked (well, almost naked coz I had my pant on). My room sliding window/louvers were opened, so also is the door to my room and my room's restroom and its small window.

I thought of mosquitoes coming in to make the night a horrible one, but the thought cleared off upon realizing I'd be swimming in my sweat till dawn, and who knows, sleep may not come. I madeup my mind to live with the mosquitoes bites, moreso am used to it. I removed my mosquitoe net coz every little breeze that touches my body counts.

At around 1:20am, I fell asleep, it was a deep sleep, I guess I enjoyed the first part of the sleep before alien came to attack. I had a dream, I saw myself in my restroom masturbating as I used to, with my phone on my hand playing a porn video from **censored** (am sure dem G's know that site). While at it, I heard a knock on my door, I quickly rushed my masttting process to make d deal come out, I was wrong, instead of releasing, my dick cut into my hands.. I was so scared that I woke up in the process. I prayed and slept again.

The second phase is where it all happened, I guess this happened around 3am or so. Am not so sure of the time coz their wasn't light and I hate leaving my bed at midnights. Ok, during the second phase of the sleep, I guess I wasn't deep asleep this time around when I noticed a big hand all over my body, pressing me to bed, I couldn't shout, I was so helpless, words weren't coming out of my mouth, I made several attempts to scream, maybe my parents or siblings would hear... But no, I was voiceless. It was so dark that I couldn't see the face of the alien/witch pressing me to the bed. Then I remembered my pastors preaching (I hardly go to church tho) where he sometimes said "when in the day of adversity and trouble.....*or something like that*. So Psalm 91 came to my mind, I couldn't scream it out, coz I was voiceless, so resited the psalm several times, then I noticed instead of being pressed to the bed, I started noticing some sort of bee or needle-like sting all over my body, it was so painful that I started weeping, still voiceless, but tears were rolling down my face. I was very scared and suddenly I was able to talk, instead of calling for help, I SCREAMED BLOOD OF JESUS. From their I noticed the hands stop pressing me to the bed, and the needle-like object stopped pinching me, even though the pain was much.

So, I swiftly took a land lying next to me on bed just to see the face of the big hand pressing me to the bed. Upon switching the lamp on, I saw nothing, so I turned my body to face the other side of the wall, lo and behold, I saw a shadow running on the wall, I guess it was finding its way out, the shadow has a big head, with a very long hand, but short legs. Upon seeing that, I was so scared, I started shivering, and then covered myself with my duvet. After few minutes, some courage came, I stoodup from my bed, holding the lamp on one hand and my bible on the other hand. But it was too late the demon/alien/witch is gone.

My fellow NL'ers, help me thank the Lord, I overcame the horrific mare. I guess I've learnt my lessons. I took too much hot legend (dark ale) before I went to bed and I forgot to make myself holy by licking anointing oil. Any ways, thank you all for reading. Good morning to you all


PS...No insults

praise the lord!
I never knew someone use to experience this evil nightmare with me, i use to experience this several times,mostly when i'm not feeling or have apetite for sleep,thats when the devil will come....and i will be voiceless...its only "the blood of JESUS" that i will say in my mind like 5 times before the devil will leave me....
Der is power in the name of JESUS

I had a similar experience when I was 10 years old, I knew I was being attacked but culdnt scream, shout or form words. I was jst having pains and peppery sensations all over my body as if sumone was scratching or pinching me with long nails. When I eventually woke up I was covered in blood, the injuries I sustained healed with time but I still have one scar that resulted from that night on my face that refused 2 heal. I experience I dnt think it was sleep paralysis even though the op didn't sustain any injury

dejt4u: Sleep paralysis...

MrsBreezy:

Lol it's your new moniker

I will strangle you to death