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It Is Written by 360crest(m): 9:10pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
Joke of the Night AKPOS: Do you have a Boyfriend? GIRL: i don’t want a boyfriend this time. AKPOS: Genesis 2:8-And Jehovah God went on to say: “It is not good for the man to continue by himself. I am going to make a helper for him, as a complement of him. GIRL: I don’t love you. AKPOS: 1 John 4:8- .He that does not love has not come to know God, because God is love GIRL: Are you honestly speaking? AKPOS: Mark 13:31- Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away GIRL: But I’m still Busy AKPOS: Ecclesiastes 3:1- For everything there is an appointed time, even a time for every affair under the heavens: GIRL: And Why me? AKPOS: Proverbs 31:29-There are many women that have shown capableness, but you—you have ascended above them all. GIRL: What you liked me? AKPOS: Song of Solomon 4:7- “You are altogether beautiful, O girl companion of mine, and there is no defect in you GIRL: I’m not Beautiful AKPOS: Proverbs 31:30-Charm may be false, and prettiness may be vain; [but] the woman that fears Jehovah is the one that procures praise for herself. GIRL: What you want to happen? AKPOS: 2 Corinthians 2:4-For out of much tribulation and anguish of heart I wrote YOU with many tears, not that YOU might be saddened, but that YOU might know the love that I have more especially for YOU. GIRL: (smiles) then, I love you too. We’re TOGETHER lols so Akpos know bible like this.... Please one name for Akpos My blog: http://www.360crest.com - Tech and Tutorial blog |
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