Marriage aint no birthday party

my dad said i must marry from my tribe.

I don't think we know each other well enough. - U can neva know a man even if u had a million years

I have been having these disrurbing dreams lately, I just need some time to pray over it. - He that finds a wife, not he that prays for a wife

* I don't want to rush things, I love to let things take its natural course. - Time waits for no man, take the bold step if u are convinced

* Three years isnt enough time. - blah blah, 6months is even damn short for me.

* I can't get married before my elder brother. (This one works all the time.) - A man runs his own race in life!

@ topic

Why do I keep meeting those I have to make excuses for to avoid marriage? Why is my world going upside down?

Wow!i marvel at all these ridiculous excuses men give to dodge marriage. But can u try to imagine the high bride price especially in the eastern part (Igbos) especially in some parts of Anambra where as a man u must virtually empty your life investments in the name of traditional marriage. I say make una hold una daughter until when pepper rest (when i don 'gbulozu'), i hope i have some witness

sometimes ladies instigate us to make such fetish excuses.

i found out i am a sex-addict

I'm too young
You're too old
I'm gay
I'm not who you think I am

Mystery 1:

I am waiting for God's time.




Que sera sera. What will be will be.




Two great and harmless excuses

I don't feel the connection anymore,

the sex got boring

Darling you know that this house we're living is rented; the landlord can decide to increase our rent anytime he wishes or even give us quit notice. That's why I want to get my own house, buy my own car and even buy one for you before getting married. Sweetheart you want us to be comfortable when we get married, don't you? And the poor girl would see that as a good excuse and continue waiting.

Thez this project have been working, im waiting for it to click.

wat do u mean by milk for free. The milk women give is never free

i wont be ready in 2 years

and then u will be too old 4 me.

@ notica

yeah right put the blame on us. Bottom line is u guys are afraid of commitment. They want to sample all chicks they can lay their stick on before a lady pins them down for life. Even these days married men break their vows like biscuits.

bluntpis:

@ notica

yeah right put the blame on us. Bottom line is u guys are afraid of commitment. They want to sample all chicks they can lay their stick on before a lady pins them down for life. Even these days married men break their vows like biscuits.

you can say it again but add women too 'cos some are as bad as the men

I think the best line is. . .
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I dont want to marry you; it was all about the sex

Marriage isn't on my agenda for now

Him: Babe, I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I have made the decision to not have children. I know how much you want children so I should not marry you if I won’t give them to you.

Her: I still want to marry you, and not have children.

Him: Also, I’ve made another decision, and that is to not get married in my whole life.

Her: Why?

Him: Because I don’t think marriage is necessary.

Her: Why?

Him: Because there is no need to get married.

Her: Why?

Him: Because I can’t see the point.

Her: Why?

Him: Because I’m happy with the way things are.

Her: Why?

Him: Aren’t you happy with the way things are? If you aren’t happy, why do you want to marry me?

Her: If you really loved me, you would want to marry me.

Him: Why?

….to be continued

Her: Okay. If you don’t want to marry me, I’m breaking up with you. I’m going to find someone else.

Him: (PAUSE)

Her: (Packing her things)

Him: (Grabs her) Honey, please don’t go.

Her: (Solid stare. Points to ring finger)

To be continued…

rotflmao "Why"

Him: What’s wrong with your finger?

Her: RING!

Him: That’s meant to be a surprise. You spoil it by demanding it like that.

Her: Humph

Him: (Thinks. Holy ****. I don’t want to lose her. I don’t want to marry. What should I do?).

1. I feel like I'll be restricting you
2. You're too good for me. I'm trying to make myself worthy of you.
3. I may be promiscuous and I dont want to put u thru that!

Marriage may disrupt our long and cherished friendship, let's not risk it.

@topic


Honey sorry but our DNAs are not compatible

just2day:

wat do u mean by milk for free. The milk women give is never free

FLGators you mean to say the Bitty you gave me is not for free

"honey is not you, is me! I am just not good enough for you"

my ex says his family must marry frm ogoja.the next said no money am not intrested in dating again becos i spend 4yrs with smbody only to get excuses.

rita25:

my ex says his family must marry frm ogoja.the next said no money am not intrested in dating again becos i spend 4yrs with smbody only to get excuses.

Sorry to hear that. Next time, follow men with sense because they can only be trusted like the fox.

I'm waiting for the perfect time!

Well Ive heard them all, I need to work on myself is the best one,