Working as a secretary at an international airport(KLIA), my sister had an office adjacent to where security temporarily holds suspects.
One day security officers were questioning a man when they were suddenly called away on another emergency. To the horror of my sister and her colleagues, the man was left alone in the unlocked room. After a few mminutes, the door opened, and he began to walk out. Summoning up her courage, one of the secretaries barked, "Get back in there, and don't come out until you're told!"
The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security people returned, the woman reported what had happened.
Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released one very frightened telephone repairman.

*scrtches head*

be ryte back at ur arse

Jazzy abeg repeat d story in simple english

romade:

Jazzy abeg repeat d story in simple english

Not now, 'cos she's seriously hungry, Can't u notice that in her Zero-brain story?

jeeeze lol

jazzy u gree

nope

yes

Yeah yeah p pin

can you summerize d joke in one short sentence?

Me I no [b]hon[/b]derstand o ([b]summer[/b]ize)

is this a joke or wat?

story that touches the kidney

it touches nothin

No, it touches my nostril's hair

arghhhh

is my english too high standard fr u guys?
or r u juz plain dumb?
hehehehe
ok ok
dis is d summary

my sister works in an international airport(for those of u who dunno ask gabby bout KLIA)
so they alwis wondered bout where the security holds the ppl cmg in to malaysia(those who u knw cm in without rite visa or without BTA or those without a return ticket or those who r doin druggings)
so one day at the office my sister works in the security were questioning a person(or so my sister n her frenz tot)
then the security ppl were called for anoda emergency so they left their suspect in the unlocked room
they later on saw the door opening n sumone came out of the room
so one of my sisters colleagues shouted "Get back in there, and don't come out until you're told!"
the guy went in bak
wen the security came bak that particular girl told them what happened n one of the security guards went into that room n released a telephone repairman


for u who r still confused
the man in that room was actually a telephone repairman
wen that girl shouted to get in that room they tot it was a suspect

if u still dun understand den

SAM MILLA plz delete this post

LOL Jazzy, its not that they dont understand. Its just that they are saying that your story is tlong and whether if you could shorten it for them like this.

gabry: Hi
jazzy: Hi
gabry: Bye
Jazzy: Yeah


And thats all. Can you do it?

i knw laa

scopium the OPIUM?!!!

Summerize ur story, u come make the later long pass the former?
U don fail exams

dont mind the olodo

dont mind all uof them, they were too affraid to tell you that the joke is dry but i'll help you out with a nice one.

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed on the other side of the room. The convict got on the bed and it appeared to the husband that he may have been kissing her neck. Suddenly the convict got up and left the room. As soon as he had a chance, the husband made his way across the room with the chair in tow, and turned to his pretty young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown. He whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it."

"Oh honey", the wife said, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years. But he wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."

it is so old azo

but not as old as u are

i'll get you a new one

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?”
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”

Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!”

His father says, “Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?”

“Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”

uncle harry? how will a relative do this to a relative?

are u a'ight why cant uncle harry enjoy himself. free the guy o

abioo