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Alex Ferguson: Manchester United Has To Beg Tb Joshua by FNNEWS: 5:20pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
Its been a while FNN posted a parody interview….but this time we are back and we also gonna commit dishing out weekly parody interviews to our fans ..enjoy FNN: A very good morning to you sir SAF: Good morning laddie FNN: It is an honor to interview you sir. Your reputation precedes you as one of the greatest managers of all time SAF: Yes Yes. Though Mourinho and that New Van Gaal man might disagree. Laughable FNN: Sir, off record. We would like to know what influenced your choice of David Moyes as Successor SAF: ALEX FNN: Oh I see. Whatever you say Sir. Now, we’d like to talk about your stance on the recent proclamations of a Bearded Nigerian Prophet who proclaimed that Manchester United will not win a game this season. SAF: Normally I don’t believe in things like this………but after witnessing the Champions League final in 1999, anything is possible FNN: So what does the Club plan to do about this? SEE ALSO: “MANCHESTER UNITED WONT WIN ANY GAME THIS SEASON” – TB JOSHUA SAF: Well, we have concluded plans already. I will be flying to Lagos, Nigeria in the coming week. FNN: WHAT? WHY? SAF: What do you mean What Why? Do you think we are playing here?! This man said we will not win a SINGLE GAME this season! After spending money on Di Maria? Falcao? Shaw? Herera? The Blind Guy? WHY IS VAN GAAL PAYING 14 MILLION FOR A BLIND GU….. FNN: Sir he is not blind. His name is Daley Bl…. SAF: My Friend Shut up before I slap you into FErgie Time. Don’t interrupt me. FNN: Apologies Sir SAF: Good. Bottomline, the ticket has been bought. My Ebola kit is ready. My Anti-Boko Haram Kit is ready. I shall be in Nigeria next week to beg that Joshua Man. SEE ALSO: LOUIS VAN GAAL KICKS ASHLEY YOUNG’S HEAD IN TRAINING FNN: Beg? Why would you be begging him? It’s not like he placed a curse on Manchester United SAF: What do you think it was? That was a full blown curse! We can’t take any chances after spending so much money in the transfer market. We might even make a bid for him. I called Ed Woodward to make a $23 million bid for TB Joshua. So we can have him on our side. FNN: That is a great idea SAF: I know. I know FNN: It was great having you sir SAF: My Pleasure. source: http:///2014/09/alex-ferguson-manchester-united-beg-tb-joshua/ |
Re: Alex Ferguson: Manchester United Has To Beg Tb Joshua by nnadychuks(m): 5:38pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
oya make we bet say man u go win their match on the 16th |
Re: Alex Ferguson: Manchester United Has To Beg Tb Joshua by babakol(m): 7:10pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
and just why would mourinho disagree..... even pep guardiola him papa No fit |
Re: Alex Ferguson: Manchester United Has To Beg Tb Joshua by chachi420(f): 7:50pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
haha |
Re: Alex Ferguson: Manchester United Has To Beg Tb Joshua by michaeltotti(m): 8:50pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
Funny!!!na lie jho |
Re: Alex Ferguson: Manchester United Has To Beg Tb Joshua by AbuMaryam1(m): 9:39pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
I no fit laf, the last time I checked TBJ predicted Malaysian airline will soon ve found. Fear grip me I dont know when is very soon. |
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