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Proof That Buhari And Atiku Are Both Aliens by ekemini007(m): 10:47pm On Sep 03, 2014
have studied this two over the years and i must say they bear like resemblance to ALiens; here is why.

1. They way too desperate for power:Aliens are alwys deperate for power and world domination. Whenever they invade your space, they go straight to institute a new order.it al mks proper sense..thy are trying to tk over power so thy cn mk use of nijas command center to start sending alien signals out to their counterparts in outer space..hmm!i2015.

2.Nobody is ever certain where Aliens come from; i mean come to tink of it! Wre do this two come frm anywy? Serzly ask ursef!.. Wre does Atiku and buhari come from exactly..see! Told u, wnt be able to answer.

3.They practise strange mating culture; Atiku is a gay, nid i say mor.

4.They have strange head shapes: Atiku and buhari will nevr tk of their hat even to end world hunger. Have you ever seen their head? No!..thts becus itss way easier to identify Aliens by their head shape. We all have seen one steven speilberg or another. Lets team up, round this two up, tk off their hats and wala...!

5.Finally, Aliens spaceships alwys land in the north.

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Re: Proof That Buhari And Atiku Are Both Aliens by Tonykings: 10:53pm On Sep 03, 2014
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Re: Proof That Buhari And Atiku Are Both Aliens by arsetalks(m): 1:49am On Sep 04, 2014
ekemini007: have studied this two over the years and i must say they bear like resemblance to ALiens; here is why.

1. They way too desperate for power:Aliens are alwys deperate for power and world domination. Whenever they invade your space, they go straight to institute a new order.it al mks proper sense..thy are trying to tk over power so thy cn mk use of nijas command center to start sending alien signals out to their counterparts in outer space..hmm!i2015.

2.Nobody is ever certain where Aliens come from; i mean come to tink of it! Wre do this two come frm anywy? Serzly ask ursef!.. Wre does Atiku and buhari come from exactly..see! Told u, wnt be able to answer.

3.They practise strange mating culture; Atiku is a gay, nid i say mor.

4.They have strange head shapes: Atiku and buhari will nevr tk of their hat even to end world hunger. Have you ever seen their head? No!..thts becus itss way easier to identify Aliens by their head shape. We all have seen one steven speilberg or another. Lets team up, round this two up, tk off their hats and wala...!

5.Finally, Aliens spaceships alwys land in the north.
You need common sense when starting threads. Atiku is gay? Because youurr favorite gossip blog said so? 365 years behind bars will teach you how to watch your mouth.

Continue accusing people without facts.

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