okay, lets go, it goes like this, lets see who the greatest lier is here on nairaland, all you have to do is to post a very strong lie, if the lie is so strong, and gets the highest likes or quote, you become the nairaland LIEnus man or woman of the year.....but i dont think anybody can beat my lie.....

" just this morning as i was washing my car i heard my name , and when i looked up to see who was calling me, it was my elder brother who was inside the plane (Arik to be precise ), he wined down the glass of the plane and wave me and told me he was going to Benin.....omo the Arik plane clean oooo,


lets hear yours....no pun please, if you are not interested kindly walk away from thread ....

okay, i dont think any one can beat the life my uncle told me this morning , " HE SAID HE WENT TO BUY A COW FOR 450 000 NAIRA," the lie was so strong i had to scream :" IF IT WAS TOYOTA COW HE WAS BUYING" uncle you can lie oooo

Jerrygotswagg: okay, i dont think any one can beat the life my uncle told me this morning , " HE SAID HE WENT TO BUY A COW FOR 450 000 NAIRA," the lie was so strong i had to scream :" IF IT WAS TOYOTA COW HE WAS BUYING" uncle you can lie oooo

hahahahahaha, your Uncle own dey him body, na real toyota cow

ok

I live in the biggest house in space, ma palour is in jupiter, my bedroom in mars, ma kitchen is in uranus, ma laundry room is in saturn , then finally my dining is in the sun I live like a king nigga

Ahahhaha op dis ur story remain me of wen I travelled to london,na fly I fly I no trek,2 boys nw came to our widow,sayin aunty buy gala aunty buy gala,I bought two wiv 2 chilled shawama juice.