Sup,
Am I one of those ungrateful nigerians whom as they say has been brought under the disillusionment of the imperialists (idi).
They say i dont appreciatte the works of my people but like imported stuff, Really!!!!!!
Concerning our home videos I often wonder what the producers, directors and actors even financiers are thinking
PLs lets gather and pray for enlightenment to come thier way.
Ps recently I saw an adult female obviously a lover of home videos who asked if the T1000 in Terminator 2 was a spirit (that says a lot doesn"t it)
Of course i said yes a i automatically understood that she couldnt comprehend beyond witchcraft when special effects are brought into play.
Advise me on a nollywood movie that would really impress an intense movie critic (foriegn or nigerian).

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Plenty material there. You'd begin to think you were an infidel among some of these passionate folks, me included.

How dare you!!!

How dare you compare our own pride and joy to hollywood? Our home grown movies are the best jare!

Answer me this, Can Johnny Depp act as good as Aki or Paw paw? Can Daniel Day Lewis do half the things that Mike Ezunroye can do? Stop it o or I will get veeeeeeeery mad!!!

I would rather season, baste and slowly roast my own testicles than watch some rubbish called NOLLYWOOD!!!

vescucci:

Plenty material there. You'd begin to think you were an infidel among some of these passionate folks, me included. 

Lmao! I think we scared him off. Gah, I knew I came on too strong, should have started gently. You are right, I really really need to tone it down

iice:

I don't watch naija movies.  Never have, and if it doesn't improve, then i never will.  Bite me

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Don't worry, I'm here with my baseball bat, ain't no one gonna bite you.

spikedcylinder:

How dare you!!!

How dare you compare our own pride and joy to hollywood? Our home grown movies are the best jare!

Answer me this, Can Johnny Depp act as good as Aki or Paw paw? Can Daniel Day Lewis do half the things that Mike Ezunroye can do? Stop it o or I will get veeeeeeeery mad!!!

Blasphemy I tells ya! Jonny puts on eye pencil and he thinks he is an actor! Getoutta here Jonny boy with that best actor crapola! Come back when you have chalk in your hair, charcoal on your face and ketchup dripping from you mouth coz that's how we do it.

Shoooo.

MrCrackles:

I would rather season, baste and slowly roast my own testicles than watch some rubbish called NOLLYWOOD!!!

First Ewww!

Second, won't you join us? 

Third

Baby Jinx:


Blasphemy I tells ya! Jonny puts on eye pencil and he thinks he is an actor! Getoutta here Jonny boy with that best actor crapola! Come back when you have chalk in your hair, charcoal on your face and ketchup dripping from you mouth because that's how we do it.

Sisikill, you are maaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!! I could help but LOL!!!

That chalk in the hair bit usually happens when Genny baby is trying to play the role of a dying old woman. Very convincing I must say, very convincing.
Nollywood, na you biko!