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Before You Marry A Lady by Marcelinho(m): 1:04pm On Sep 07, 2014
Gabriel Handsom Adebayo Wrote:
BEFORE YOU MARRY A LADY, INVITE
HER FOR
DINNER, EAT TOGETHER & WATCH OUT
FOR
THE FOLLOWING!!!
* If she starts eating the meat before
you, it
implies that she would have planned
how to finish your salary/income before
you collect it.
* If she wants to share the meat
equally, she won't be obedient to you,
she will always
question your authority.
* If she has a bigger spoon than you, it
means you can't win any argument with
her, at all, and
she may end up beating you one day!
* If her mouth makes noise while
eating, it means she can't keep
secrets.
* If she asks for extra, you will need
blood tonic to survive the marriage.
...True or False?
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by guyANDROID1: 1:20pm On Sep 07, 2014
Lol, which type of ideology is this?
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by Nobody: 1:21pm On Sep 07, 2014
and where did you get these from?
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by marieolae(f): 1:23pm On Sep 07, 2014
Hmm
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by teiluj(f): 1:29pm On Sep 07, 2014
What if she crack the bone or finish the food
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by 100Cents: 1:33pm On Sep 07, 2014
I used to make use of this act to test girls I have serious interest in. I normally take them out to eat and watch how voracious they are at table.. It was futile. Some will ask for take away after a very satisfying meal.. smh

[size=15] Omoh, all Nigerian girls are hungry ! [/size]

The only one who passed the test was a banker lady and that's because she has fat salary...
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by 100Cents: 1:34pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: Hmm

People must be thinking you are a gentle lady..
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by Marcelinho(m): 1:34pm On Sep 07, 2014
teiluj: What if she crack the bone or finish the food
I believe Gabriel Adebayo has the answer
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by Marcelinho(m): 1:37pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: Hmm
meaning u may be a victim!
just ...
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by marieolae(f): 1:38pm On Sep 07, 2014
100Cents:

People must be thinking you are a gentle lady..
I am of course wink
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by 100Cents: 1:38pm On Sep 07, 2014
Okay, try share meat with a Nigerian girl. Even if nah N850 fish or say nah N500 chicken lap.

Omoh, nah only bone you go chop that day...

Poster if you keep on trying that, you will remain single. At least I have tested more than 10 ladies that way, nah only one pass the test. Take her to a fast food, she tells you, " I am so hungry, I have not eaten since yesterday morning"...

Okay why ask for take away again when I have fed you ?
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by Nobody: 1:40pm On Sep 07, 2014
100Cents: I used to make use of this act to test girls I have serious interest in. I normally take them out to eat and watch how voracious they are at table.. It was futile. Some will ask for take away after a very satisfying meal.. smh

[size=15] Omoh, all Nigerian girls are hungry ! [/size]

The only one who passed the test was a banker lady and that's because she has fat salary...


where's the e-slap button when you need it? undecided undecided
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by 100Cents: 1:43pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: I am of course wink

Story, i know your type..
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by marieolae(f): 1:44pm On Sep 07, 2014
100Cents:

Story, i know your type..
please inform me
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by doctorofgirls(m): 1:46pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: please inform me
mary the queen of nairaland chats
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by marieolae(f): 1:49pm On Sep 07, 2014
doctorofgirls: mary the queen of nairaland chats
wink
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by 100Cents: 1:49pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: please inform me

You are gentle dear..
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by doctorofgirls(m): 1:52pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: wink
I bet u aint a christian cos u where reporting live from nairaland througout d day
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by marieolae(f): 1:57pm On Sep 07, 2014
doctorofgirls: I bet u aint a christian cos u where reporting live from nairaland througout d day
I went to church today. Yes
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by doctorofgirls(m): 2:02pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: I went to church today. Yes
I need evidence
Re: Before You Marry A Lady by rattlesnake(m): 4:21pm On Sep 07, 2014
undecided

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