Considering the fact that there are some pitfalls with
too much online interaction before meeting in person, so many sign up on Nairaland without any intention of going on dates but God can arrest you here.. You can meet your life partner in any of the session such as Politics, Food, Agriculture Etc . So anyone who tells you its impossible to get a future partner on NL must have mistaken super glue for vaseline during m*st*b*t*on

They might not follow you but they follow and watch every of your comments, so be very careful of what you post

1. Neva form classy babe on Nairaland feeling you are jst here to make fun and that it would be of great privilege and that you are doin NL dudes a great favour by posting on their threads or by quoting them.. When he sends you PM and he's like ''hello lady, I'm a Nairalander; and you reply, '' wetin come happen ? '' Haaaaaa !!! This habit is a turn off for most guys oooo

2. Never refer to any Nairalander as being silly, stewpid or senseless... Who knows if Andy Blaze, ATM Machine or BinGbabo would be the one to tie ur knot?

3. Are you man wrapper-ing on NL? If Yes, I'm sorry u wld possibly lose dat dude God has destined 4u on NL.. Do not follow too many guys on Nairaland.. A guy might have interest in you and when he checks your profile and discovers you are already following about 500 Male species, he loses interest and tags you promiscuous

4. One of the ways you can also lose your future partner on NL is if a random guy opens a thread and expresses his love for you. He feels insecure and loses interest afterwards cos he presumes you have so many toasters clustered around you

5. The kind of people you follow on NL is an encouraging or discouraging factor.. It's even better not to follow anyone than follow some people... Your future partner might lose interest in you if he checks your profile and sees you are following Top Nairaland woman-wrappers who are causing chaos, troubles and disunity on NL, examples of them are ___________ ( nor be my mouth una go hear dat one) hehehehehehe

6. He might not follow you but he follows every of ur comments in every thread.. He might jst be that graduate seeking employment and still living from hand to mouth.. When you post something like, I'm looking forward to getting married to a man who works at Chevron or Shell, he tends to get discouraged and loses interest in you cos he feels you wld definitely turn down his advances


7 Are you that type that gets angry and starts uttering abusive words at any slight provocation ? Are you that type that screens NL dudes jst like Project Fame and Maltina Dance Hall audition each time dey send you PM or quote you? He might feel you would also screen him like Gulder Ultimate Search audition if he makes his intentions known to you

8. Who knows if that short dark dude with a kind heart without a profile pix is the right to tie ur knot ?.. When you post a comment, saying ur dream husband shld be that tall, handsome and light in complexion man, this makes him lose interest and low self esteem overwhelms him

And in addition, there's no way you won't lose you future partner on NL if you criticise, rebuke, crucify or curse me for dis write-up


Feel free and spread the fun

Anyone that comes to Nairaland to look for a future partner must be a joker in real life.

my gf came from here

Nice one and Goodluck to those looking for partners on NL. God bless your union.(foe those that have been made)

REALLY ?

tosyne2much:

And in addition, there's no way you won't lose you future partner on NL if you criticise, rebuke, crucify or curse me for dis write-up


Feel free and spread the fun

Lmao. After putting up a controversial piece, you should always expect an attack or series of attack and be ready to collect the ''stones'' like a man .

You go come dey threaten people with your closing paragraph so that dem no go attack you. Badt guy.

It used to be: Lastly, when a guy attacks or rebuke me
for this write up... This is the graduation of
woman wrapper-ing frm PhD level to
Professor level. i catch you o

RuudNisterooy: Lmao. After putting up a controversial piece, you should always expect an attack or series of attack and be ready to collect the ''stones'' like a man .

You go come dey threaten people with your closing paragraph so that dem no go attack you. Badt guy.

It used to be: Lastly, when a guy attacks or rebuke me
for this write up... This is the graduation of
woman wrapper-ing frm PhD level to
Professor level. i catch you o

hehehehehehehe egbon I swear na d best tin to do ooooo... If NL babes descend on you ehn, you fit even close down your account den open anoda one

I don't understand this Op, what's nairaland without fun? I wonder what we'll be doing in NL if one is to believe all that has been stated above

Modified *
Oh, the OP is even my Nigha Tosyne, how far nah? See, y'all should just heed to everything written above

tosyne2much: hehehehehehehe egbon I swear na d best tin to do ooooo... If NL babes descend on you ehn, you fit even close down your account den open anoda one

Lol, I sabi that one. But some people no dey look that one. Even with all the warning them go still attack anyways, so make you prepare for frontal war, but d attack no go strong like ei suppose be.

tosyne2much: 8. Who knows if that short dark dude with a kind heart without a profile pix is the right to tie ur knot ?.. When you post a comment, saying ur dream husband shld be that tall, handsome and light in complexion man, this makes him lose interest and low self esteem overwhelms him
[size=14pt]And in addition, there's no way you won't lose you future partner on NL if you criticise, rebuke, crucify or curse me for dis write-up[/size]
Feel free and spread the fun

You no dey fear o
Waiting for the bashing to begin

Lol I snt a girl frm nairaland a pm and she replyed like 'what do u want' it was really annoying cause I was badly expecting her reply.anyways since then I haven't snt any nl girl a pm again

I always open NL anytime I just want to laugh

tosyne2much: Considering the fact that there are some pitfalls with
too much online interaction before meeting in person, so many sign up on Nairaland without any intention of going on dates but God can arrest you here.. You can meet your life partner in any of the session such as Politics, Food, Agriculture Etc . So anyone who tells you its impossible to get a future partner on NL must have mistaken super glue for vaseline during m*st*b*t*on

They might not follow you but they follow and watch every of your comments, so be very careful of what you post

1. Neva form classy babe on Nairaland feeling you are jst here to make fun and that it would be of great privilege and that you are doin NL dudes a great favour by posting on their threads or by quoting them.. This habit is a turn off for most guys

2. Never refer to any Nairalander as being silly, stewpid or senseless... Who knows if Andy Blaze, ATM Machine or BinGbabo would be the one to tie ur knot?

3. Are you man wrapper-ing on NL? If Yes, I'm sorry u wld possibly lose dat dude God has destined 4u on NL.. Do not follow too many guys on Nairaland.. A guy might have interest in you and when he checks your profile and discovers you are already following about 500 Male species, he loses interest and tags you promiscuous

4. One of the ways you can also lose your future partner on NL is if a random guy opens a thread and expresses his love for you. He feels insecure and loses interest afterwards cos he presumes you have so many toasters clustered around you

5. The kind of people you follow on NL is an encouraging or discouraging factor.. It's even better not to follow anyone than follow some people... Your future partner might lose interest in you if he checks your profile and sees you are following Top Nairaland woman-wrappers who are causing chaos, troubles and disunity on NL, examples of them are ___________ ( nor be my mouth una go hear dat one) hehehehehehe

6. He might not follow you but he follows every of ur comments in every thread.. He might jst be that graduate seeking employment and still living from hand to mouth.. When you post something like, I'm looking forward to getting married to a man who works in Chevron or Shell, he tends to get discouraged and lose interest in you cos he feels you wld definitely turn down his advances


7 Are you that type that gets angry and starts uttering abusive words at any slight provocation ? Are you that type that screens NL dudes jst like Project Fame and Maltina Dance Hall audition each time dey send you PM or quote you? He might feel you would also screen him like Gulder Ultimate Search audition if he makes his intentions known to you

8. Who knows if that short dark dude with a kind heart without a profile pix is the right to tie ur knot ?.. When you post a comment, saying ur dream husband shld be that tall, handsome and light in complexion man, this makes him lose interest and low self esteem overwhelms him

And in addition, there's no way you won't lose you future partner on NL if you criticise, rebuke, crucify or curse me for dis write-up


Feel free and spread the fun

woman wrapper_ing

valmunich: I don't understand this Op, what's nairaland without fun? I wonder what we'll be doing in NL if one is to believe all that has been stated above

egbon calm down.... Don't take dis personal... Jst read my epilogue.. *Its jst fun*

Tymax:

You no dey fear o
Waiting for the bashing to begin

egbon me sef don prepare for d bashing ooooooo and I don wear bashing proof... I don grab front seat

Number 3....VERY ON POINT.

Ademolapaul: woman wrapper_ing

Egbon calm down now... This is not what we call Woman wrapper-ing

tosyne2much: Egbon calm down now... This is not what we call Woman wrapper-ing

tosyne2much: Egbon calm down now... This is not what we call Woman wrapper-ing

when u talk too much about women,it is woman wrapper_ing at baby sitting level.....lol

samflexxy: Lol I snt a girl frm nairaland a pm and she replyed like 'what do u want' it was really annoying cause I was badly expecting her reply.anyways since then I haven't snt any nl girl a pm again

wat did u send her

Ademolapaul: ;Dwhen u talk too much about women,it is woman wrapper_ing at baby sitting level.....lol

mind you, what you are doin is also woman wrapper-ing.. Tryin to support the female folks so as to get attention and admiration... This is woman wrapper-ing at Pre-degree level

tr3y: I always open NL anytime I just want to laugh

same here bro, i can't seem to get enuff.

samflexxy: Lol I snt a girl frm nairaland a pm and she replyed like 'what do u want' it was really annoying cause I was badly expecting her reply.anyways since then I haven't snt any nl girl a pm again

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nor kill me wit laff oooooo

tosyne2much: Considering the fact that there are some pitfalls with
too much online interaction before meeting in person, so many sign up on Nairaland without any intention of going on dates but God can arrest you here.. You can meet your life partner in any of the session such as Politics, Food, Agriculture Etc . So anyone who tells you its impossible to get a future partner on NL must have mistaken super glue for vaseline during m*st*b*t*on

They might not follow you but they follow and watch every of your comments, so be very careful of what you post

1. Neva form classy babe on Nairaland feeling you are jst here to make fun and that it would be of great privilege and that you are doin NL dudes a great favour by posting on their threads or by quoting them.. This habit is a turn off for most guys

2. Never refer to any Nairalander as being silly, stewpid or senseless... Who knows if Andy Blaze, ATM Machine or BinGbabo would be the one to tie ur knot?

3. Are you man wrapper-ing on NL? If Yes, I'm sorry u wld possibly lose dat dude God has destined 4u on NL.. Do not follow too many guys on Nairaland.. A guy might have interest in you and when he checks your profile and discovers you are already following about 500 Male species, he loses interest and tags you promiscuous

4. One of the ways you can also lose your future partner on NL is if a random guy opens a thread and expresses his love for you. He feels insecure and loses interest afterwards cos he presumes you have so many toasters clustered around you

5. The kind of people you follow on NL is an encouraging or discouraging factor.. It's even better not to follow anyone than follow some people... Your future partner might lose interest in you if he checks your profile and sees you are following Top Nairaland woman-wrappers who are causing chaos, troubles and disunity on NL, examples of them are ___________ ( nor be my mouth una go hear dat one) hehehehehehe

6. He might not follow you but he follows every of ur comments in every thread.. He might jst be that graduate seeking employment and still living from hand to mouth.. When you post something like, I'm looking forward to getting married to a man who works in Chevron or Shell, he tends to get discouraged and lose interest in you cos he feels you wld definitely turn down his advances


7 Are you that type that gets angry and starts uttering abusive words at any slight provocation ? Are you that type that screens NL dudes jst like Project Fame and Maltina Dance Hall audition each time dey send you PM or quote you? He might feel you would also screen him like Gulder Ultimate Search audition if he makes his intentions known to you

8. Who knows if that short dark dude with a kind heart without a profile pix is the right to tie ur knot ?.. When you post a comment, saying ur dream husband shld be that tall, handsome and light in complexion man, this makes him lose interest and low self esteem overwhelms him

And in addition, there's no way you won't lose you future partner on NL if you criticise, rebuke, crucify or curse me for dis write-up


Feel free and spread the fun

isi true oooo.
anyways i am looking for a sure babe ready for a serious relationship on NL. anyone

tosyne2much: mind you, what you are doin is also woman wrapper-ing.. Try to support the female folks so as to get attention and admiration... This is woman wrapper-ing at Pre-degree level

Yeeeeeh!I don enter am!i rest am

tosyne2much: mind you, what you are doin is also woman wrapper-ing.. Try to support the female folks so as to get attention and admiration... This is woman wrapper-ing at Pre-degree level

Yeeeeeh!I don enter am!i rest am

I like tall handsome cute guys
I want a man that works at chevron
Some nl's are stupi*d
Its time to follow up all the male handles on nl
Op pls who are the woman wrappers on nl.. I want to follow them


Ehen. Op you re silly
Nansense

Funny writeup sha..

*grabs seat*

Tosyne2much. 4ds nice piece, I give you _ _ _ _ i _ _ a _b _ e(f)

folly65:
I like tall handsome cute guys
I want a man that works at chevron
Some nl's are stupi*d
Its time to follow up all the male handles on nl
Op pls who are the woman wrappers on nl.. I want to follow them


Ehen. Op you re silly
Nansense

Funny writeup sha..

*grabs seat*

Stop rebelling na.

I can't promise to protect you, if you get attacked on this one o.

I know pray my future patner come NL.. NL ppu too Corrupt.

1one: Tosyne2much. 4ds nice piece, I give you _ _ _ _ i _ _ a _b _ e(f)

egbon thanks oooo

I never for once send pm to anybody on nairaland

folly65:
I like tall handsome cute guys
I want a man that works at chevron
Some nl's are stupi*d
Its time to follow up all the male handles on nl
Op pls who are the woman wrappers on nl.. I want to follow them


Ehen. Op you re silly
Nansense

Funny writeup sha..

*grabs seat*

woooooow !!! I am d perfect description of your dream... Oya gimme ya PIN sharp sharp b4 guys go come here dey call me woman wrapper

FÜCK!!! Now some FÜCKING shi/t stuff to ponder upon. Hmm, but on a FÜCKING serious note; can one FÜCKING find LOVE here?