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The Geography Of A Woman by kingslayer(m): 8:16am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Note: Just For Fun Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Aftermath of the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but uncertain tomorrow. After 70, women become like Nigeria. Everyone knows where it is but no one wanna go there. |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Mutuwa(m): 8:30am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Women marketing days is indeed short.But only few utilize PROPERLY those few years. |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Enegod(m): 8:40am On Sep 09, 2014 |
how is this a Geography? ![]() I thought it's all about navigating around girl's body.... *disappionted* ![]() |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by McWhillion(m): 9:31am On Sep 09, 2014 |
With the advent of cosmetic and plastic surgery many women have managed to physically be like Africa but psychologically/emotional/ chronologically are like Nigeria. |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 10:03am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Women have atmost 10-15years to ply their trade. Men's World Rocks! ![]() |
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