#1 Expectation Vs. Reality
Not everyone is as seductive as Angelina Jolie,
but this girlfriend gets an A for effort.

#2 Ever!
You said you loved me forever, and you better
not make me hold you to that, darling.

#3 Get That Confidence Up
If there is one flaw almost every woman is born with, it is the curse of vanity. Women are
beautiful creatures, its about time they realize it.

#4 We Are So Done
I had nothing else to do, that's why I'm watching my ex from 300 yards away with a pair of military grade binoculars. I definitely am over him.

#5 We Can't Read Thoughts
Men are not psychics, oracles, or prophets. We
are mere mortals, and once and for all, we
cannot read your thoughts!


#6 Never!
They always blame everyone but themselves,
don't they?

#7 Double Standards!
Some women just never understood the phrase 'you can't have it both ways'. No matter how much you try to reason with them, you will never meet their unattainable demands.

chai

lirusehn:
Is that all ??


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