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Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by mumumugu(m): 10:31pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Ideas of the perfect wife surround us on a day-to-day basis. Domestic goddesses dominate our screens, as dosteamylove scenes filled with passion and spontaneity. The media’s idea of the modern day wifeis of coursefabricated and is therefore an inaccurate representation of whatactuallyhappens behind marital doors. Sure enough, there are some SUPER-WIVES out there, Expectation:The perfect wife will wake up in the morning with a face as perfect as the night before. Flawless skin and not a hair out of place. Her husband will wake up and want to ravish her the very moment he lays eyes on her. And so a steamy morning love scene unfolds. Reality:The ‘good enough’ wife will roll out of bed in her fluffy pyjamas, hair like a bush baby and a small string of saliva rolling down her chin. As her husband wakes up, he takes one look at her, resemblingnothing lessthan a pink yeti, and rolls back over. And so the ‘old man’ snoring unfolds. |
Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by mumumugu(m): 10:37pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Expectation:The perfect wife will be up at the crack of dawn making a full breakfast in her sexy lingerie, complimented by an apron and some killer heels! The breakfast will then be carried up to her darling husband on a tray, complete with fresh flowers and orange juice.“Just in case you need anything, my dear”she smiles, as she positions a bell upon the bedside table. Reality:After 14 failed attempts of waking her husband, the ‘ poor’ wife throws a glass of cold water over his face and says“Get up”in an abrupt tone. Startled, the husband jumps out of bed and asks“Where’s my breakfast?”The wife looks at him pitifully and snaps“You know where the kitchen is, Come on, who has time to create a breakfast masterpiece on a busy morning? Most of us, have children to get ready, or have overslept the alarmonce again. By the time we get dressed, it’s time to grab a slice of breadt for the road and head off. |
Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by Nobody: 10:39pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
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Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by mumumugu(m): 10:43pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Working 9 to 5 …what a way to make a living! Expectation:As her husband picks up his briefcase and heads over to the door, the children all swarm around his feet, crying“We will miss you daddy”. The perfect wife stands in the background wiping away a tear. And so the violins begin to play their sorrowful song, as the father walks off into the distance (well, to his car!). “Wait…wait”the perfect wife calls. The engine stops and for a moment, the husband climbs out. “You forgot your lunchbox”she cries, tossing over his pre-packed lunch. “Hmm ham and pickle, my favourite”.He smiles like a cheshire cat, and with that, he drives off into the distance. The wife chases him down the road, arms swaying in the air, shouting“I miss you, I miss you” reality Every husband likes the thought of being missed whilst he is working away. However, the love scenes of running wives chasing longingly after their husbands, should be left for the TV screen only. Although we love our husbands dearly, 80 % of the time we can’t wait to see the back of them. Shee prefer them out so as to be alone, but in all of life’s hustle and bustle, it’s easy to be left without as much as a kiss or goodbye. *sad face 1 Like |
Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by cococandy(f): 12:24am On Sep 10, 2014 |
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Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by Kanwulia: 7:58am On Sep 10, 2014 |
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Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by Nobody: 8:22am On Sep 10, 2014 |
There can't be a perfect wife; just a virtuous woman. |
Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by Godmystrength: 10:51am On Sep 10, 2014 |
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Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by ammyluv2002(f): 3:32pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
RuudNisterooy: There can't be a perfect wife; just a virtuous woman.God bless you |
Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by Nobody: 2:01pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
ammyluv2002: God bless youAmen. And you too. Sorry for a belated reply. |
Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by ammyluv2002(f): 3:24pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
RuudNisterooy: Amen. And you too. Sorry for a belated reply.Ba wahala |
Re: Perfect Wife ; Myth Or Reality by Nobody: 3:31pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
ammyluv2002: Ba wahalaBa wahala? That's the name of a striker from Senegal. Who chelsea football club bought and he failed to live up to expectations.. Causing the fans many heartaches.. Is it 'his wahala' you're referring to? ![]() |
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