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| MY Girl Friend Just Left M by marcyemi(m): 3:15am On Sep 10, 2014 |
My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I drank Lacasera wit Suya but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction, so I prepared Turkey and Gizzard with strawberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing. I ate cake,chocolate mixed wit ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so confused and tired right now because I just finished eating fried rice wit Maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened. What should I do to kill myself? I need advice, please!!!... |
| Re: MY Girl Friend Just Left M by Funniez: 4:26am On Sep 10, 2014 |
Just go dance alanta 4 Lagos-Badagry express way 4 atleast 5 minutes, d rest wil be history |
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