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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 5:18pm On Apr 02, 2015
cutieemperorh:


U got it wrong bro, there is nothing sentimental about what I said, partying in the afternoon of ramadan, that's one of the weirdest thing a muslim can do... U won't understand thuo, but I'm sure halima does....
yes I do understand
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 5:19pm On Apr 02, 2015
mayorsweet:
Make I c u make u carry wiffy for here...E be like say u get strong head undecided U think say na so den dey snatch boo for here...Waa ri mi wo bi ibon

Take a chill pill bro... No be ur bae nau, why u won commit suicide rather than kill yourself, ...maintain your lane oooo...
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 5:21pm On Apr 02, 2015
erisegun:
lolzzzz!!! Oliver ti teley jona lo otueke*

Lolz
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by dynamicbuzz(f): 5:21pm On Apr 02, 2015
Walexsammy:
welcome to the forum fellow Engineer
erisegun:
welcm to d house*
thank u guys...
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 5:23pm On Apr 02, 2015
lagmostkuit:

undecided

You looking so sweet even when u *yinmu*.... I'm so lucky to have u (well, better put, I'm so lucky cos I will soon have u)...
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 5:24pm On Apr 02, 2015
leemah4u:
have u done ur clearance in sch?

I don even 4get abt dat 1 ni sha. Chai! Have u done urs? Is it going 2 affect our posting?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 5:25pm On Apr 02, 2015
cutieemperorh:


You looking so sweet even when u *yinmu*.... I so luck to have u (well, better put, I'm so lucky cos I will soon have u)...
Confidence is talking..
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 5:25pm On Apr 02, 2015
mayorsweet:
Haaa shocked So pathetic! But d lecturer go wicked too jare...Maybe e don do students strong tin
yes o! D guy dy fail pple@will*

E cum get one day wey our SUG begin aluta tins*d man cum dy talk anyhw to those SUG executives* omo! Na him other students vex say person wey dem dy find chance to treat d man f*ckup b4*

Na him boys enter bush go find werepe ,dem put am inside water* na so dem share d water inside small small bowl like 8*dem just catch d guy4 one corner4 broad day light*na so dem bath d guy*
Chai,


But sch mgt close down sch*dem expel 7 of those guys sha*dem giv d Sug president extra yr
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 5:26pm On Apr 02, 2015
sofdoc:


I don even 4get abt dat 1 ni sha. Chai! Have u done urs? Is it going 2 affect our posting?
have not done mine, hw will u get ur statement of result or certificate if u don't do it?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 5:31pm On Apr 02, 2015
cutieemperorh:


Take a chill pill bro... No be ur bae nau, why u won commit suicide rather than kill yourself, ...maintain your lane oooo...
"commit suicide rather than kill ur sef"?lolzzzzzz!!! Nah Patience jonathan sch u go ni?grin funny dude
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 5:31pm On Apr 02, 2015
lagmostkuit:

Confidence is talking..


*thinking* I think she is starting to like me, *sofdoc and mayor, una see una life*
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by mayorsweet(m): 5:31pm On Apr 02, 2015
cutieemperorh:


Take a chill pill bro... No be ur bae nau, why u won commit suicide rather than kill yourself, ...maintain your lane oooo...
I can see that u lack etiquette and that's y u're trying to snatch anoda man's boo while single ladies are many here..."O ba efon la'bata,o y'obe tii,shey omi loro pe omu ku ni Don't quote me again pls
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 5:33pm On Apr 02, 2015
erisegun:
"commit suicide rather than kill ur sef"?lolzzzzzz!!! Nah Patience jonathan sch u go ni?grin funny dude

Well, I was hoping he will pick the one that is more convenient for him.... The choice is his...
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 5:35pm On Apr 02, 2015
cutieemperorh:


*thinking* I think she is starting to like me, *sofdoc and mayor, una see una life*

Keep thinking.. undecided
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 5:35pm On Apr 02, 2015
Ogbenijhybo:
*strolling*













Ramadan in July? wey I don dey polish snicks for beach party!


there's always around with it!
*picks stone*target his Orgor* throws it*Kobaaa!!!! Hits his orgor*runs to hide*hears jhybo shout"ori mi oooooooo"grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 5:36pm On Apr 02, 2015
cutieemperorh:


Well, I was hoping he will pick the one that is more convenient for him.... The choice is his...
lolzzzzz!!! Baddest
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 5:39pm On Apr 02, 2015
erisegun:
morning chidex*omo olori gbeske electronZeez nko?grin
angry angry
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Ogbenijhybo(m): 5:41pm On Apr 02, 2015
erisegun:
*picks stone*target his Orgor* throws it*Kobaaa!!!! Hits his orgor*runs to hide*hears jhybo shout"ori mi oooooooo"grin

*shakes the pain off* goes into the nearby bush* found werepe* keeps it till he comes around*

you are in for it today!

sup bro?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 5:41pm On Apr 02, 2015
cutieemperorh:


Bros wetin, u be MOD ni, abi u be MOPOL, abi na SOLDIER u be... No dey threaten me for here ooo... Cos I'm a goal getter, and whenever I set a goal, I must to achieve it, @lagmostkuit is my goal now and I'm getting her.... Sha! U don ring her ni, abi u don marry her, u come dey form "yemi-my-lover here"...park well abeg, Mind u, u lost her the moment I liked her.... tongue

Since u enter dis thread, me don dey sight u 4rm afar. Dey luk u as u dey do anyhow...I no talk. But dis side wey u drive ur werey come no b am o. Make I park well?
Bobo yi o ni respect ni sha!
I say u dey trespass, u say I don lost my bae. Well I don warn u politely b4, anytin u c now, take am like dat. If my goons attack u, u die 4 stupidity b dat. Cos my bae loyal to d core, skip trying.

FYI: I'm Yemi...her lover.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by femolala001(m): 5:42pm On Apr 02, 2015
I'm pretty sure this thread will hit 2000pages b4 we enter camp come may 5.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 5:46pm On Apr 02, 2015
Ogbenijhybo:


*shakes the pain off* goes into the nearby bush* found werepe* keeps it till he comes around*

you are in for it today!

sup bro?
jooor oooooo! Mi o fi werepe ba yan sere o*

Am fine babagrin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Ogbenijhybo(m): 5:48pm On Apr 02, 2015
erisegun:
jooor oooooo! Mi o fi werepe ba yan sere o*
Am fine babagrin

grin you never see anything!

abeg wetin you don buy for camp prep ooo
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 5:49pm On Apr 02, 2015
sofdoc:


Since u enter dis thread, me don dey sight u 4rm afar. Dey luk u as u dey do anyhow...I no talk. But dis side wey u drive ur werey come no b am o. Make I park well?
Bobo yi o ni respect ni sha!
I say u dey trespass, u say I don lost my bae. Well I don warn u politely b4, anytin u c now, take am like dat. If my goons attack u, u die 4 stupidity b dat. Cos my bae loyal to d core, skip trying.

FYI: I'm Yemi...her lover.
things we do4 love*hmmmmm......

*dnt go any whr viewers....we'll be right bak after dis time outgrin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 5:49pm On Apr 02, 2015
mayorsweet:
I can see that u lack etiquette and that's y u're trying to snatch anoda man's boo while single ladies are many here..."O ba efon la'bata,o y'obe tii,shey omi loro pe omu ku ni Don't quote me again pls

Sir mayor, u don't get it, I'm not an every gal goes kind of guy, @lagmostkuit happens to be my kind of gal... (And I'm getting her), maybe there are may gals here truly, but only @lagmostkuit caught my fancy, her height is just perfect, beautiful face, straight legs(forget say she bend am for her dp), nice curves(pretend u didn't hear that)... So u see, it can't just be any gal, it has to be this pretty damsel...
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tunde4top(m): 5:50pm On Apr 02, 2015
leemah4u:
have not done mine, hw will u get ur statement of result or certificate if u don't do it?
statement of result will be giving to everybody, irrespective of you doing clearance or not, but you must complete your clearance before your certificate can be issued out. statement of result is only needed at nysc camp. You can even decide to start your clearance after the completion of your nysc program (the choice is yours). GREATEST AKOKITE......
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 5:50pm On Apr 02, 2015
Ogbenijhybo:


grin you never see anything!

abeg wetin you don buy for camp prep ooo
I neva buy anytin jare*i go start nxt wk sha*
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 5:51pm On Apr 02, 2015
sofdoc:


Since u enter dis thread, me don dey sight u 4rm afar. Dey luk u as u dey do anyhow...I no talk. But dis side wey u drive ur werey come no b am o. Make I park well?
Bobo yi o ni respect ni sha!
I say u dey trespass, u say I don lost my bae. Well I don warn u politely b4, anytin u c now, take am like dat. If my goons attack u, u die 4 stupidity b dat. Cos my bae loyal to d core, skip trying.

FYI: I'm Yemi...her lover.

Gbam!
Love u scarra.. wink
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 5:52pm On Apr 02, 2015
cutieemperorh:


Sir mayor, u don't get it, I'm not an every gal goes kind of guy, @lagmostkuit happens to be my kind of gal... (And I'm getting her), maybe there are may gals here truly, but only @lagmostkuit caught my fancy, her height is just perfect, beautiful face, straight legs(forget say she bend am for her dp), nice curves(pretend u didn't hear that)... So u see, it can't just be any gal, it has to be this pretty damsel...
hmmm.......*sips small origin*dis is interesting*
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by clans(f): 5:55pm On Apr 02, 2015
mayorsweet:
Hey Clans...how has been ur day?
Hello!! It's been fine thank you. How are you?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 5:56pm On Apr 02, 2015
lagmostkuit:


Gbam!
Love u scarra.. wink
draws plate of Kpomo nearer*eats one kpomo to ka bi tyre*sip small origin to push d kpomo down*



*Chai! see finishing*grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Ogbenijhybo(m): 5:58pm On Apr 02, 2015
erisegun:
I neva buy anytin jare*i go start nxt wk sha*
ok naw...

cus all this buy people dey talk nii but me still better pass u small... I don go buy big okrika waist bag
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 5:59pm On Apr 02, 2015
cutieemperorh:


Sir mayor, u don't get it, I'm not an every gal goes kind of guy, @lagmostkuit happens to be my kind of gal... (And I'm getting her), maybe there are may gals here truly, but only @lagmostkuit caught my fancy, her height is just perfect, beautiful face, straight legs(forget say she bend am for her dp), nice curves(pretend u didn't hear that)... So u see, it can't just be any gal, it has to be this pretty damsel...

Eleyi gidi gan!

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