donnypool:

hope you are still learning english?

Oga, if there is a problem with my english, politely correct me, I didn't claim to be all-knowing, so spare me that condescending tone of yours!

donnypool:

hope you are still learning english?

And please, do tell me what's wrong with her English?

This is very funny.

adebisiolumide5: Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent..

Anoda type of people that u will meet in danfo.People that do not know where they are going and only to keep asking
passengers where "sikira bustop" is.

Ishilove:
Not just 'iya eh': 'iyala ya eh', 'ko ni da fun iyala ya eh', 'Sango ma pe iyala ya eh', 'iyala ya eh ti ya werey' etc

Lmaoo
A conductor kept cursing another conductor like this last week, I was sitting close to him and I had to beg him not to pour ebola-spit on me.
I wonder if cursing their mothers is a form of greeting sha.

standd:


Lmaoo
A conductor kept cursing another conductor like this last week, I was sitting close to him and I had to beg him not to pour ebola-spit on me.
I wonder if cursing their mothers is a form of greeting sha.

They don't curse their mothers o. Its their grandmothers they curse. 'Iyalaya' means grandmother.

Henrick007: the window side==== they wil sit @ d window side nd bend dere leg wen u wnt to enter, meaning dts where dey wnt to sit front sit===== they sit beside the driver but when another passenger wnt to enter they wil come down nd ask u to sit in d middle why dey sit beside d door.

na that one wey i hate pass. and some people be avoiding back seat like a plague. some short fellas be claiming tall, they be like "bros enter inside nah, na me dey here. u know say i get long leg"

The kin one who go pay for one sit with three kids in hand. Im go kon dey look for favour, Abeg brother u v help carry your son"
person go kon b like, my god, u wan pay part of my fares, baba egbe mo iye omo to bi now.

MsNas:
And please, do tell me what's wrong with her English?

Smh, i give up on you

Ishilove:
They don't curse their mothers o. Its their grandmothers they curse. 'Iyalaya' means grandmother.

hehehehehe
And they smile and carry on as if they are actually greeting each other oh

lol

ive been laffin like an idiot since i laid my hands on this thread and my colleagues at work are wondering if im losing it...dey wont just undastand

StealthyMe:

This really got me cracking...lol !

Lagos bus life is really another school on its own ; one gets educated compulsorily

S/O to em Lasgidi pickpockets..those guyz are really talented (though it shld be put to legal use)

Man gatz shine eye really well for lagos oo cos you wouldn't expect what might come next

Those picpocket guys are very talented and stealthy o. They don commot phone for my pocket before. Since that day like this, na my hand I dey always hold my phone. Shebi they sabi commot phone, dem go commot my hand too join na

olasunbophummie: ive been laffin like an idiot since i laid my hands on this thread and my colleagues at work are wondering if im losing it...dey wont just undastand

Lol, its always nice to fun and dust out the stress at times dear.

ucheokpara100: although dis tins sounds funny, bt d truth is d way nigerian behave i dnt undastnd lik untamed goat. u 'll ce bus conductor shoutin 4 no reason jst 2 disturb public peace.

Bros Lagos is simply fun whatever you say. That is why some of us are still here and may remain for a long while. I miss using those buses and also pray i dont use them again ever.

What of body and mouth odour passengers?thy always sit very close to me,I wonder why

U will see someone hawking Jedi herbs.

Afghanistan:
Those picpocket guys are very talented and stealthy o. They don commot phone for my pocket before. Since that day like this, na my hand I dey always hold my phone. Shebi they sabi commot phone, dem go commot my hand too join na

Talented & Stealthy indeed...Those dudes can steal the light outta the day

What about the ones that claim staffs....lol

Epathra: Normally, I don't give cognisance to comments like this buh we have too many of your breeds running loose hence, the need to curb ΐτ̅. Mind you, ΐτ̅'s usually safer to consult Ʊя̩̥̊ brain before Ʊя̩̥̊ mouth and fingers but I'm not surprised coz I've been warned not underestimated hediots esp on a faceless forum and on the keypad.
You shld have just given Ʊя̩̥̊ desription.

But on a serious note epethra, the guy is kinda right na. that your description dey concentrated small o. The dude go just lost.

Mrval20: Very true indeed.
There might also be someone sitting behind/beside you who has been reading all your chats as you type them since you got into the bus. When you eventually catch him/her, you'd look at him/her like - "why can't people mind their business?" Then you go through your chats just to know the stuffs that aren't private anymore. LOL

like seriously they are the most annoying category

mezebel:
14th na my birthday o! Enter ur danfo(train) to minna.

Mine is 20th... Ogun state.. we go catch for middle..

that moment wen u enter with Just driver conductor and 3 quiet men scattered on different seats...........who knows that felling?

jossi994: Duh.

yinmu!!!lame!

IZANAMI:
yinmu!!!lame!

bros,how body na?

IYANGBALI: What of body and mouth odour passengers?thy always sit very close to me,I wonder why

Go MFM ooo!

Djicemob: U be goat o.Na my own dey pain u.U no see the rayban guy wey i quote na my own u carry for head.U don chop 2day?

I don chao well... fufu with egusi + roundabout... bloody oaf!

donnypool:

Smh, i give up on you

Give up on yourself. Instead of forming English Language professor on Nairaland put your knowledge to use in a classroom.

P.S: I had expected you to give a correct version of her "bad" English

brainyack: that moment wen u enter with Just driver conductor and 3 quiet men scattered on different seats...........who knows that felling?

Aaaaah! Oti o! One chance ni yen! I no go enter that kind bus.

Passengers that would convince the driver to take a different route to beat traffic only to realise the former route would have been faster. Also those who keep complaining about the driver picking up passengers; do they expect the bus to go on half filled trips. Lagos bus passengers show how impatient, insatiable and selfish people can be.

Epathra: Normally, I don't give cognisance to comments like this buh we have too many of your breeds running loose hence, the need to curb ΐτ̅. Mind you, ΐτ̅'s usually safer to consult Ʊя̩̥̊ brain before Ʊя̩̥̊ mouth and fingers but I'm not surprised coz I've been warned not underestimated hediots esp on a faceless forum and on the keypad.
You shld have just given Ʊя̩̥̊ desription.

what is wrong with this one?
9ja girls and their rudeness.