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How To Make Ur Man Or Woman Happy / It's Easy To Satisfy A Man But Hard To Make A Woman Happy: See The Difference / "how To Keep A Woman Happy" (2) (3) (4)
How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 7:24pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So what's so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It's really not too difficult but...To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. go shopping with her 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes. BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. never forget: *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine. *arrangements she make. Its not that difficult is it? |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Maximus17(m): 4:42am On Sep 12, 2014 |
so much expectation from Mennnn! HABA!!! |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by temmywayne005(m): 5:06am On Sep 12, 2014 |
lol....seriously its too much nah |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Funniez: 5:20am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Chai! Make I go pluto go find woman ooo, Naija babes na fire oooon |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by hassan85(m): 10:01am On Sep 12, 2014 |
that's an understatement oo ds s extremely exploitative and not balanced at all...it's really unfair on we d guys damn.. yet she won't cook we go eat at d restaurant... doom is where she's headed o |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:16am On Sep 12, 2014 |
hassan85: that's an understatement oo ds s extremely exploitative and not balanced at all...it's really unfair on we d guys damn.. yet she won't cook we go eat at d restaurant... doom is where she's headed o lol....sorry eh.....heheheh |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:18am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Funniez: Chai! Make I go pluto go find woman ooo, Naija babes na fire oooon safest journey |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:18am On Sep 12, 2014 |
temmywayne005: lol....seriously its too much nah its not much nah. haba |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:19am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Maximus17: so much expectation from Mennnn! HABA!!! That's nothing wrong with it is there |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 2:54pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Repteam:u wanna kill someborry |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 6:49pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
zyzxx: u wanna kill someborry lol...no. Good things come with price. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 7:00pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Repteam:really? If I give her all that what will remain for me and our children if we get married? |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 9:51pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
zyzxx: really? If I give her all that what will remain for me and our children if we get married? ah ehnnnn....why would u talk like that na. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 9:55pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Repteam:i don't want to believe my mind hope u don't expect all dis repteam ? |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 9:58pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
zyzxx: i don't want to believe my mind hope u don't expect all dis repteam ? No i only expect from 1 to hmmmmm.... 53. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by tuader(m): 10:09pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Nawa guys don suffer |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:19pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Repteam:u don't mean it! What if u are a man will U? I can't pass if dat will be my girl cateria I remember a girl telling me dat if her boy freind forget her birthday it over niyen. kilode. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:20pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
tuader: Nawa guys don sufferabi oo i tire oo na her life i come? |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
zyzxx: u don't mean it! What if u are a man will U? I can't pass if dat will be my girl cateria Ehn Na. u know its those little things that count. If I were a man?? hmmm....well I'm not so I insist on those criterias |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
zyzxx: u don't mean it! What if u are a man will U? I can't pass if dat will be my girl cateria |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:30pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Repteam:me go sit her tell her miss I can't fulfil all dis ooo And to be sincere thank God u girls are claiming gender equality so don't expect what u won't do for me dat, me too to do it for u... Ce fini |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:38pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
zyzxx: me go sit her tell her miss I can't fulfil all dis ooo where did you see me claiming gender equality |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:42pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Repteam:almost all girl claim dat and sometimes few represent d majority. So that where my inference comes from. wait what will give a man if he meet up dat standard in ur life ?? |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:44pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
zyzxx: almost all girl those dat and sometimes few represent d majority ooo... So that where my inference comes from. You want to know? That one is btw me and him |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:48pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Repteam:luk @ uuuuuuuu. U make me remember wen I was a kid dat I gamble, my opponent will tell me his money is in his pocket so me will give im my money @ d end of d day I realize he as nothing in his pocket all d money I won dat day he gave me kobo. thanks I don't believe dat miss |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:54pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
zyzxx: luk @ uuuuuuuu. U make me remember wen I was a kid dat I gamble, my opponent will tell me his money is in his pocket so me will give im my money @ d end of d day I realize he as nothing in his pocket all d money I won dat day he gave me kobo. thanks I don't believe dat miss Lols.... believe or not |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:57pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Repteam:thanks am entitle to my opinion Gud night my b3 is crying |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:59pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
zyzxx: thanks am entitle to my opinion awww...eyyah....and I was enjoying our discussion. goodnyt 1 Like |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 11:01pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Repteam:me too. Thanks for ur time my b3 will just die. Sweet dream |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by nickz(m): 10:59am On Sep 13, 2014 |
gender inequality at its peak?.......smh |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:27am On Sep 13, 2014 |
zyzxx: u wanna kill someborry |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 7:16pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Sexipea:naso nah |
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