Nigeria gets a lot of bad attention… so I am here to tell you things I love about Nigeria



Networks: I love how their network constantly craps out. Go to send a message? Network goes off. Go to make a phone call? Network goes off. It’s a lovely thing.



Power Supply: Just like the networks, the power supply is awesome too. As soon as you are in the middle of making a Skype call at 2am the power goes out. Battery on your phone dead? No problem! You can charge it as soon as NEPA PHCN brings the light.

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Corruption: Have you ever dealt with a corrupt official? If not, go to Nigeria. Get pulled over by the police? No problem, just give them 500 naira and you will be on your way in no time.



Cost of Data: $1 per 10 mb? No problem! That’s like paying $1 for every 3 full resolution pictures you view.




419: As if ehn… If you thought Nigerians only scammed those outside of Nigeria you are wrong. Nothing is off limits when it comes to 419.

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*Just kidding, Nigeria is awesome.

Nigeria is alright and the points uve highlighted are what makes us a uniquely successful country.

It is great being a Nigerian.

Abeg who wan buy that house sef?

God bless Nigeria and no place else

Coldfeet: Abeg who wan buy that house sef?

u know about the dark side of d moon! fascinating. Tell me about the mares of the moon.

Silkmoth33: u know about the dark side of d moon! fascinating. Tell me about the mares of the moon.

It won't be a mystery anymore if I tell you would it?

Coldfeet: It won't be a mystery anymore if I tell you would it?

funny!

U didn't understand my question. Read it again.

mrs op when did you start living in nigeria

Rubbish!

Myopic thinkers. Have you visited all states in Nigeria? Yes we are not there yet but we appreciate little progress here and there.

I don't experience constant power failure in my area and network services usually have ups and downs...weather, distance and maintenance factors.

As for corruption, Nigeria isn't the only corrupt nation. Not been the worst.

I don't blame you though. Our leaders have filled your mouth with words with their unprofessional practices. Now every foreigner is taking a chunk out of us.

Rubbish!

hmmmmm.....it is well

Caracta: Rubbish!

Myopic thinkers. Have you visited all states in Nigeria? Yes we are not there yet [b]but we appreciate little progress [/b]here and there.

I don't experience constant power failure in my area and network services usually have ups and downs...weather, distance and maintenance factors.

As for corruption, Nigeria isn't the only corrupt nation. Not been the worst.

I don't blame you though. Our leaders have filled your mouth with words with their unprofessional practices. Now every foreigner is taking a chunk out of us.

Rubbish!

@Bolded My whole point.. Appreciation.

SpcAgtOko: Nigeria gets a lot of bad attention… so I am here to tell you things I love about Nigeria



Networks: I love how their network constantly craps out. Go to send a message? Network goes off. Go to make a phone call? Network goes off. It’s a lovely thing.



Power Supply: Just like the networks, the power supply is awesome too. As soon as you are in the middle of making a Skype call at 2am the power goes out. Battery on your phone dead? No problem! You can charge it as soon as NEPA PHCN brings the light.

[img]http://3.bp..com/-b3mLocmbwlk/TjY_rQw54VI/AAAAAAAAAjE/dIKL6RxItbU/s1600/u.png[/img]

Corruption: Have you ever dealt with a corrupt official? If not, go to Nigeria. Get pulled over by the police? No problem, just give them 500 naira and you will be on your way in no time.



Cost of Data: $1 per 10 mb? No problem! That’s like paying $1 for every 3 full resolution pictures you view.




419: As if ehn… If you thought Nigerians only scammed those outside of Nigeria you are wrong. Nothing is off limits when it comes to 419.

[img]http://tctechcrunch2011.files./2011/05/2011_nigeria_day_02_031_web.jpg[/img]

*Just kidding, Nigeria is awesome.

@bolded shey na sambisa forest you dey live?