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JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by Worksunlimited: 4:22pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
Unemployment needs no introduction.. As its now a bane of the society, a name on every Nigerian households lips, a scourge on the feet and shoes of job seekers, a dent in the image of a graduates certificate, a frustrating episode in the life of a graduates survival, a catalyst in the passage of time, a bizarre hole in the pockets of unemployed graduates, an unfriendly friend in a mans history and a complete nuisance to the advancement of any rational job seeker... It is with these aforesaid assertments.. This thread is tabled! I was amongst fellow job seekers at a recruiting firm, queueing for an oppurtunity to be interviewed this past week, we were in an air-conditioned room, buh men dey sweat because of the crowd wey full insyd.. Over 200 unemployed graduates, donning all colours of ties and suits waiting patiently for a shot at the advertised vacancy.. When i became involved in a conversation that caught my fancy; A set of graduates were engaged in a conversation, which goes thus; 1st graduate: Mehn! i go 1 interview yesterday, i reach the place like 7am, interview na 8a.m, interviewers land 10a.m, interview begin 11a.m, when my turn reach na 2pm.. interviewer ask me wetin be wi-fi? I no understand, i cum ask am make im spell am, interviewer spell am.. I still no sabe wetin im ask me.. na im i just tell am say, i no know.. Na after i commot the place, na im my brain boot on top the answer.. Buh e don late! The thing pain me die... 2nd, Me, and 4th graduate: Laughing Our Asses Out 4th Graduate: If i get this job, Olohun ma de church, lo se Thanksgiving (To God, i go go do Thanksgiving for church).. 2nd Graduate: Hmmm.. Padi, no be only you, the dance wey i go dance for the church gan, pastor go leave altar for me make i display proper.. cos Broda, i don waka! So my question, goes thus; If After trekking the lenght and breadth of your respective states; in the rain and under the sun, mailing c.vs up and down, a havalange of rejection letters, a torrent of frustration,and relationship break down.. A letter of acceptance suddenly arrives your doorstep; from an application you cant remember sending and from a company you cant remember visiting.. What would your first reaction be? |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by sammer4life(m): 4:33pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
Worksunlimited: Unemployment needs no introduction.. As its now a bane of the society, a name on every Nigerian households lips, a scourge on the feet and shoes of job seekers, a dent in the image of a graduates certificate, a frustrating episode in the life of a graduates survival, a catalyst in the passage of time, a bizarre hole in the pockets of unemployed graduates, an unfriendly friend in a mans history and a complete nuisance to the advancement of any rational job seeker... |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by veevean1(f): 5:08pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
Worksunlimited: Unemployment needs no introduction.. As its now a bane of the society, a name on every Nigerian households lips, a scourge on the feet and shoes of job seekers, a dent in the image of a graduates certificate, a frustrating episode in the life of a graduates survival, a catalyst in the passage of time, a bizarre hole in the pockets of unemployed graduates, an unfriendly friend in a mans history and a complete nuisance to the advancement of any rational job seeker...e no possible to get acceptance witout any form of screening .. so i will shout scam |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by Worksunlimited: 5:38pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
veevean1: Lolz... |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by ChelseaKings: 6:13pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
If na me, SCAMmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by Worksunlimited: 7:38pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
ChelseaKings: If na me, SCAMmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naija! I hail thee... |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by fohlarp: 9:04pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
I realy luv 2 testify bt av studid a situatn dt i gt a job ,testfd 2 God's gudnes na frstrtn send me out of d job jst a mnth .afta den na kwe kwe jobs i dy get bt one beta job land ma side nw na Mcrfnc I gv thx 2 God (wt ma dancg shoes nd money,coz na my insd only I knw ,i no knw anoda no b my fault)though it's a bit chlngn at ist bt nw copg nd spdg up |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by Nobody: 9:22pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
fohlarp: I realy luv 2 testify bt av studid a situatn dt i gt a job ,testfd 2 God's gudnes na frstrtn send me out of d job jst a mnth .afta den na kwe kwe jobs i dy get bt one beta job land ma side nw na Mcrfnc I gv thx 2 God (wt ma dancg shoes nd money,coz na my insd only I knw ,i no knw anoda no b my fault)though it's a bit chlngn at ist bt nw copg nd spdg upguy! Are you speaking to demons? 6 Likes |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by PapaNnamdi: 9:57pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
eliment: guy! Are you speaking to demons? i taya oooh, blike say na calabar demons, |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by MissIndependent(f): 10:33pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by Durchess(f): 10:53pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
eliment: guy! Are you speaking to demons? PapaNnamdi:Lolzzzzz u guys r bad o 1 Like |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by okooloyun1(m): 10:55pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
eliment: guy! Are you speaking to demons?I tire ooo |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by Ganjafama(m): 9:09am On Sep 15, 2014 |
eliment: guy! Are you speaking to demons?I tire for the guy o! |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by An0nimus: 9:29am On Sep 15, 2014 |
The WiFi guy got me laughing |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by Worksunlimited: 10:44am On Sep 15, 2014 |
An0nimus: The WiFi guy got me laughing It was even more hilarious, when the guy later added "Upon my 2.1 in computer science.." |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by Valmesk(m): 11:26am On Sep 15, 2014 |
@ Fohlarp,you have a PHD in exorcism,but be ready when the demon you are trying to bind will ask you''Christ I know,Peter and Paul I know,then who are you'' then you will stop this demon casting,lol |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by harrysterol(m): 12:57pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
na dis 1 wizkid d sing I fit die untop ur mata, 2.1 in computer bt 4get wi-fi the devil must b a consensus fellow |
Re: JOB SEEKERS! Getting A Job Finally And Its After Effects... by harrysterol(m): 1:46pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
na dis 1 wizkid d sing I fit die untop ur mata, 2.1 in computer bt 4get wi-fi the devil must b a consensus fellow |
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