Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters,
you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six
months to go Back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;'
And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, 'I want to be Madonna;
And *poof* she's gone.

The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..'
St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asks.
'Sara Pipalini,' replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't Ring a bell.'

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to
her and says, "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

Lmfao

ROTLMFAO , She wants to be laid as much as 1400 times by 1400 men in 6 months. What a reward for her celibacy.

modestdude: ROTLMFAO , She wants to be laid as much as 1400 times by 1400 men in 6 months. What a reward for her celibacy.

heaven on earth lool