YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are the best
when it comes to child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI
will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the
spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those
who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your
head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for
what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps
aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF,DUMB, and DAFT).
She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket
ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how
caring your mother was,
you'd have encountered these slaps ....
Keep on smiling.
Enjoy the rest of your day

oluboyo04: YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are the best
when it comes to child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI
will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the
spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those
who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your
head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for
what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps
aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF,DUMB, and DAFT).
She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket
ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how
caring your mother was,
you'd have encountered these slaps ....
Keep on smiling.
Enjoy the rest of your day

Na you talk am o

oluboyo04: YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are the best
when it comes to child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI
will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the
spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those
who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your
head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for
what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps
aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF,DUMB, and DAFT).
She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket
ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how
caring your mother was,
you'd have encountered these slaps ....
Keep on smiling.
Enjoy the rest of your day

guy u don't forget things, i remember those days. iya mi. body language things.

so, slapping = Child Upbringing?
I jump and pass

Maami is a child spoiler of the first order,

All that she ever beat me was just like three times. I remember vividly age five when she was tired of my tantrum and used the broom on me.

She was saying, "aya ni were omode di si, egba la maa fi ja", as she use the broom on me.

Its only at school that you enjoy the remaining sugarcane, such as "foka" and "gbasiibe".

"Oya, e gbe pon,
wo, e fee ku leni" the teacher will roar.

ejoor, excuse mi sa, ejoor emi ko.

Yeehhhhhhhhhhh

iyami ohhhhh.

wow, THANK God we've outgrown it now.