A letter written by a maths student to someone
special.......

Dear Cynthia,
With reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want
to prove that the locus of my point is directly
proportional to your heart.

On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you.

At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions. You never
seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation. Your smile make my mind rotate 360
degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally get your image.

You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feel two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution.

I tried to deal with
you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low.

My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given "Yes" in three significant figures.

My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point.

My love for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees.

Yours Mathematical lover

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