crackhaus:



Try harder.

Sexist ko, leftist ni...


So what were you saying that you are now not saying if you already knew I knew better because I had stated so?

cococandy: Relax.

It's not that serious

beeevan:


My ..... cheats like crazy and she is from there, the husband is well and very much alive. she might be on NL, so .

kandiikane:
I would think you were educated and enlightened.. you actually believe this? Na wa

kreamidiva:


Lol... one thing i believe is that what one believes works for them.

Does her husband know that she's cheating?

beeevan:



He knows but no proof, he is cheating too, so...they deserve each other.

kreamidiva:


Lolzzzzz....beevan leave me alone o...

iamord:

I will never like such.. That's why am not in a rush tomorrow. The moment I find my missing ribs I know she is the one and move with her. She will always look beautiful to me each and every morning so I will not indulge in such

sheniqua:

Why would a wakabout wife allow herself to go through a paternity sef even for immigration
She should have found a reason to return to Nigeria after they talked of paternity test
Quit your job and claim people are after your life in America so you run home for safety
The woman is foolish

moca: I still don't get why some don't test drive
If on d d-day his thing look like palm nut and is facing left or right, what will one do?
No divorce, abi na to endure dey go?
Straight ticket to cheating

Shebi men said its not good eating one particular soup all d time but I tell them, its worst when a man can't satisfy his wife,hv mkpuru aki prik and copuled with one facing 45 degree C.

Shegee!
How person go do that one?
Na serious born again be that o!
Every day fasting and prayer

Or d thing no fit last more than 30s and all d akamu don pour be that

U see, men has more problem more than ladies but still yet ladies endure to make marriage work yet guys with incomplete prik won't just respect themselves.

Infact these days, ladies can do lots of body enhancement surgery
But for guys, no way!
Abi, dudes, una dey do prik surgery?

Ihe dara ada adago, no mekwatalism!
If I hear eh

prettythicksme: **yimu***how will you know she is the one for you if you find her

sheniqua:

Reads like what I would write
Hahahahaha

Even if you don't test drive and don't see it korokoro as per children of God
make sure to feel it with both hands and gauge the length and circumference and make sure it can stand at attention.
Let persin no buy bad market

cococandy: Story for the gods. I know one girl when I was doing nysc that used to flirt from man to man.the husband seemes to be a great guy though I just wondered why she was treating him like that.

enm:

Maybe the guy never pay dowry or no be isoko man. What she said is the truth but the husband can also die as a result of his wife cheating, in some cases its the children that suffered for it. But some lady are sharp, they result to diabolical means to ward off this things but they still get attack at the long run. May God forgive us all

cococandy: They do finish do white wedding that we all attended.
Nna park well with your ancestor stories

enm:

Its either the guy no be isoko man or the lady don find temporary solutions. Trust me this and a lot of their taboo its real.

cococandy: So you believe dead people attack living ones?
Smh for you.

enm: dead people? Says who? is it because they hold their ancestors responsible for those attack? Me i see as a curse nothing more

cococandy: Curse by who. Spirits or human beings?

Allwility: Kai @OP. You no try at all o. This 'joke' is expensive. This seed you've planted in the hearts of women will turn to trees too difficult to uproot.

sheniqua: Everyday we are inundated with how and why men cheat
This is for the ladies ,power has changed hands

How to cheat without being caught.

1. Make sure your lover is out of town and preferably in a different geopolitical region.
If you and hubby live in Abuja he should live in Lagos.if you and hubby in Makurdi,he had better be in Owerri and when you do your rendezvous,you must be discreet.It's safer for you to visit him at his location than him to visit yours.
If possible,meet at a third location where no one knows you both.Conferences and seminars out of town are good places to meet

2.On no account must you call him with your known phone number.get a special phone just for him and all your secrets will be safer.
If possible leave that phone at work on in your car and out of sight.Allow your husband access to your regular phone,FB etc.and act normal.


3.if he is a better man and you plan on having his babies and passing them off as your husband's you must make sure the man looks somewhat like your hubby .if your hubby is dark skinned,you don't want to choose Mike Ezuronye as your side bobo and if you and your husband are light skinned ,your bobo had better not be Segun Arinze.
Other features like big bulging eyes and red lips must also be put into consideration.

4.In bed,you must make sure not to call out his name mistakenly.That is suicidal. A good way to avoid this is to call everyone honey or sweetie or big daddy .you don't want to be with your husband Kunle and be shouting Chukwuemeka.
You may get hurt.

5. Get a chime of some signal for the door to tell when your husband comes home so you are not caught unawares and your secret comes out.You must be alert and vigilant and ready to switch off all devices in case.

6. If your side bobo likes red lingerie and you got some red lingerie to mesmerize him,please do keep them out of sight and keep wearing your Mary Amaka nightie with your husband if that's what he is used to.You don't want to start answering unnecessary questions .
If you and hubby are missionary people please keep it that way and save the jihad style for your lover.


I will come up with other tips later

letsdothis:

Op are you okay? What kind of tribal bigotry is this you are insinuating by putting kunle first before chukwuemeka.

I cannot take that. Change your post to and let chukwuemeka come before kunle so that the husband tha cannot perform is igbo, but the sexually fit lover boy is yoruba.

Do that now or I will report your thread and close it for violating nairaland rule 3. Nonsense!

zeb04: There are No ancestors disturbing cheating wife or whatever.those stories are bullcrap to keep the woman(only) in perpetual fear.

If you have a randy man as a husband, you both can decide to have an open marriage........so everyone comes home satisfied and fulfilled after all sex isn't love

darlingnuel: The ladies are commenting more than the men! Chai! I hope my wife-to-be ain't viewing this evil.

sheniqua: My hubby told me a story that happened when they were on campus
One fine girl wey dey engaged with her campus bobo from another tribe but her parents refused the intended marriage
No do no do she come carry belle,then they moved into someone's boys quarters
After 9 months,WAEC come release result and the baby was half Lebanese

E get some Lebanese boys wey dey run store for campus
Chei

peggykorol: while returning from an errand I saw a toyota parked and some funy things going on
The face of the lady looked liked my married neighbour
Na so I stop to know wats up oh
Let it not be rape
She quickly rushed out of the car to me
"Eh that's my colleague he was assisting me with something
Later she saw me and confessed
"Shebi my husband thinks he too can enjoy abi
I even prefer that man you saw me with sef because his tin is very big"
Shock nearly kill me oh
Cheating married women don dey increase oh

aderonila18:

Abeg that's a lie to scare the women. I know women from my Mum's generation who were cheating on their husbands with either a richer man or a small toy boy and till now those women are married and I'm sure their husbands will swear that their wives can never cheat. It will surprise you what Nigerian woman get away with, the men think they have a license to cheat and their wives accept it cos it's a mans world but what they don't know is that those women don't even care if the husband is cheating because they are also getting their groove on. Nigerian women are masters of the game many men will never know that the children are actually for his best friend

Mondisweets: Only a fool would think its not in a woman's nature to desire sexual relationships with different men. You are trapped in a man's body how on earth would you know how a woman's body works, if you have never been in one?

Some women simply have self-control and some are simply masterminds at hiding their infidelity. Women usually arent as sloopy as men are when it comes to cheating.

sheniqua:

Don't talk too much
It's good to let them believe it ain't happening