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15 Phallic Facts About The joystick by Tajsagay(m): 7:36pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
![]() Use It Or Lose It The penis is a fascinating and bizarre body part that dangles between the legs of almost every male in the animal kingdom. They come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, but they're all meant for one thing. Read on to find out all sorts of wierd and interesting penis trivia! For example, did you know that a man's johnson will actually shrink if it isn't used? Without regular erections, it actually become less elastic and can shorten by as much as 2 centimeters! Luckily for healthy men, their bodies take care of this problem automatically during REM sleep. The brain sends signals to test the systems on average of 9 times per night! ![]() Japan Has a Penis Festival The Japanese are into some weird and kinky stuff. In the first week of April, they hold a festival called "Kanamara Matsuri", which translates to "The Festival of the Steel Phallus". People parade through the streets carrying giant phallic-shaped statues and sucking on schlong popsicles. This tradition began in the 1600s as a way for prostitutes to pray for protection from disease, but it has been transformed into an AIDS awareness event. ![]() They Are Breakable The human is the only mammal that doesn't have a bone in its penis, but that doesn't mean that this reproductive organ is invincible. It's completely possible to break an erect penis when it's bent at an extreme angle. There will be extreme bruising and must heal for several weeks in a splint to prevent permanent damage. ![]() There is a Museum Full of Them There are museums dedicated to just about anything you can think of, and joysticks are no exception. The Icelandic Phallological Museum was created by Sigurour Hjartarson, who managed to acquire 283 willies from 93 different species of mammals. It's far and away the most complete collection in the world ![]() Grower or a Shower Research has proven that there are two distinct types of joysticks, known as "growers" and "showers". A grower appears small when flaccid, but can double in size. A shower appears large all the time but doesn't get much bigger. Either way, most men end up averaging out to a similar erect size of around 6 inches. ![]() Men Lose Sensitivity Starting at Age 25 A man's penis is surprisingly delicate, with the underside of the shaft being the most sensitive part. However, this sensitivity to decay starting at age 25 and drops off severely at age 65. While the issue is not directly related to erectile dysfunction, it can contribute to the problem. ![]() Its Twice as Long as It Looks Even when a man's junk is at full attention, you're still not seeing its full length. The inside end of the penis actually rounds up inside the body and is attached to the pubic bone. That makes its overall shape look something more like a boomerang than a straight line. ![]() One in 5 Million Males Are Born With Two There is an extremely rare condition that occurs in newborn boys where they will be born with two joysticks. This condtion is known as diphallus and only occurs once in every 5 million male births! It's extremely rare that both of them are functional, so immediate surgery is required ![]() Erections Are Common During Birth and Death There's obviously something semi-erotic about birth and death. Baby boys repeatedly have erections when they are in the womb and often have one after being born. Men have also been known to get an erection during traumatic deaths, such as being hanged. These death erections were so common that they are given the name "angel lust". ![]() Animals Have Weird Junk Humans actually have fairly simplistic junk when you compare it with those seen in the animal kingdom. Ducks actually have a strange, corkscrew shaped wang and echidnas have a terrifying four-headed thing down there. Blue whales have the largest penis of any animal, which can be up to 8 feet long! ![]() As Big As It Gets While it's not nearly as long as a blue whale's, Jonah Falcon is the owner of a 13.5-inch long dong. Despite having the largest human penis in the world, Falcon refused countless offers from the adult entertainment industry to appear in films. He chose to pursue a normal acting career instead, and can be seen as a minor character in many popular films. ![]() Circumsized Foreskins Are Used to Treat Burn Victims The ability to take skin from one part of the body and heal another is a medical miracle for burn victims. Skin grafts can come from anywhere on the body, including your dingaling. Using just one foreskin from a circumcised infant, doctors can now grow as much as 23,000 square meters of flesh! ![]() Vibration Works Equally Well On Men Most people know that vibration stimulates female genetalia, but the truth is that it works on men too. The penis actually responds involuntarily to the vibration, so it's often used as a medical tool for men with spinal injuries. ![]() Smoking Can Make It Smaller Smokers already have to worry about lung cancer and heart disease, and now there's another consequence that will make them want to quit. It's been proven that smoking over can shorten the penis by as much as a centimeter. This happens because cigarettes calcify blood vessels which leads to poor circulation. ![]() Oldest Fossilized Penis is 425 Million Years Old The oldest penis in the world was discovered in a miniature, prehistoric fossil. The 425 million-year-old fossilized creature has a permanently erect penis, which caused the scientists to name it "Colymbosathon ecplecticos". The name means "amazing swimmer with a large penis". SOUCE: http://www.chacha.com/gallery/7296/15-phallic-facts-about-the-penis/78905 |
Re: 15 Phallic Facts About The joystick by Nobody: 8:57pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Lmaoo..the Asian country are doing well to celebrate joystick oo...u know d kinda power wen our tails carry...oboi,thank God for my own oo ![]() |
Re: 15 Phallic Facts About The joystick by Nobody: 9:13pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
...hmmmmm....Interesting.... |
Re: 15 Phallic Facts About The joystick by macdanny247(m): 11:17pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
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Re: 15 Phallic Facts About The joystick by Nobody: 3:34am On Sep 19, 2014 |
I need fact on the opposite sex. 1 Like |
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