Dear Lysaa
« on: September 09, 2008, 10:47 PM »

Dear LYSAA
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had new haircut,
and cooked your favorite meal.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after gossiping with your friend on d phone.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't allow me to touch you anymore.

Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your SISTER and I are moving away to UK together!

Have a great life!

Your EX-boyfriend

Dear Ex-Boyfriend:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It
is true that we have been together for seven years, although a
good man is a far cry from what you've been.

I did notice when you got a hair cut last week. The first thing that came to mind was,
"You look just like a girl!", but my mother raised me not to say anything,
if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped
eating steak seven years ago.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
work it out. So, when I discovered that I had hit the lottery for
Ten Million Dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica .

But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a
reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
So take care.


P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but Carla, my
sister, was born CARL. I hope that's not a problem.
Change is good.

Your ex-girlfriend,

Lysaa

nice
one

lol

Lysaa, so you finally have slapped Sammy's nostrils for good. Thanks to Carmel 

hehehe

this is my turn to shine, shame on my enemies

how dare u say shame on me

cus i was once ur favourite enemy

:d :d

lol, na so I go deycatch una one by one

Yes, go and catch that Hamster Clemsy first

hey gab whats beside?

Beside me lies yoir grandma. She said Hi to you. What do you say?

what have u been doin with his grandma in that room lately

she has bee busy counting the white hairs on the grandma's bla bla bla

@clemcy

Now, what are u talking about?

Ahahahahahahhahah! CLEMCY!!!!! That is classic !


Ehem! back to business


Clemcy, how did you know I go do that?

its wrirtten al over. .

BuSH LaNd helloooo.

Nah. . . In Bushland, we dont count, we pluck that thang

for realz? oh its ur game, u is the pro.

It aint a game sha. Its our culture for hia

they pluck and dry them under the sun

And afta that, we go make soup with it. Delicious and nutrious taste just like Chicken!

lol, chicken business has failed in ya villa be that.

dats ryte lysaa

but famous in your country

plz y'all go say something serious for once in your lives on this thread ok. I'm serious! please guys?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-192398.0.html#msg3046876

don't tell us to do that, all we know how to do is joke, go to a serious section, lmao

carmelily:

plz y'all go say something serious for once in your lives on this thread ok. I'm serious! please guys?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-192398.0.html#msg3046876

if you want to get serious, yaba left is there for na. Abi na by force to dey serios when you dey joke. Dis is the joke section a'ight

Pls tell dem oh! (over seriousness dey worry some pple sha)

Tah! una think say i don comot na him una dey yarn "yaba left" for my back? _{person wey i go catch}

Bcause i say make una go pray for that thread? Sinners.