Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by UjSizzle(f): 8:41pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Hilarious ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 2 Likes |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by coolzeal(m): 8:43pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
I must admit, some of the codes are substantial but I don't abide by codes. I got principles and I do my very best to keep them afloat. Me... |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Ryabcool(m): 8:44pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
No 10 tho!
"10; Falling on a Grenade for a buddy(agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot girl he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it."
Chaiiii! Memoriesssss! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
The grenades i've fallen on for my friends. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
And the ones they've fallen on for me. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
i do not regret being a guy one bit! 1 Like |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by tonyx4x44(m): 8:46pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
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Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Nobody: 8:46pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
What's going on here ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) [size=2pt] batty bwoys [/size] |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by GlorifiedTunde(m): 8:46pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Code111: under no circumstances or for whatever reason should you date your buddy's ex, it would seem you're responsible for the failed relationship and you'll be treated as a TRAITOR 1 Like |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by 100Cents: 8:47pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
The expected me to read that shiit.
hohohoho... |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by WoodcrestMayor(m): 8:51pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Fuuny but u'll neva undastand why we reason this way.We cant even explain...most are "reflex action" ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) UjSizzle: Hilarious ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by tobiboss(m): 8:52pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
hehehe, never broken any of em |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Atoos(m): 8:53pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
zonax: You can forgive a buddy when you catch him on top of your babe but not when in a wrong place talking to your sister.
mehn..dats what dey call bad market..when ur main guy catches you with his sister.. |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by osifred(m): 8:54pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Since the crash of this site. I have been looking for this code. Thanks op 2 Likes |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Luvdmx(m): 8:55pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
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Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Kabidoye(m): 8:56pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
This is incomplete though. Saw the complete one some years back but it sure is a nice write up. I happen to practice most of dem rules. |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by kheart(m): 8:58pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
i read d whole thing reach 20 hopin it shld b d last bt continue seeing no s |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Otuabaroku: 8:59pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
I was trying to read this episode, at a point I gave up. In my mind, nobody is going to like this post . Alias, I was surprised with 17 likes. Then, I started to solve the puzzle of what motivated the likes.
It occurred to me that people liked it because they had nothing to comment. So instead of just leaving the thread in total disappointment, a like would do. |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by ghostofsparta(m): 9:00pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
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Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by thandii1: 9:01pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Mschewww ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by mrham03(m): 9:02pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
o.p i know this is a joke right? |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by shoefreaky(f): 9:03pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
what about... never say booty unless there is a big a55 in the picture. i like 66. but the only guy code that should count is....never tell the ladies our secret. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) sorry! now we know that you guys like to goof around and act like a bunch of kids when no fine chick is around. noted# ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) 1 Like |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:07pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
this got me cracking up, but I realised that I and my circle of guys have been following these codes without even realising it. . . . buh women get their own codes? 2 Likes |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Idrismusty97(m): 9:08pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
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Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Amadaz(m): 9:10pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
rattlesnake: guy code violation
GUYS DONT TALK THIS MUCH plain truth |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Nobody: 9:10pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
tonyx4x44: A few of this rules may not apply to Nigerians, but the idea is the same
Guy Code The code by which each and every man must and will follow. The code is for a man’s eyes only; any woman found guilty of reading the guy code will no longer be communicated with by any member of the male gender, unless rated an 8 or higher on the official scale of hotness, and offering a sexual favour for every rule she has read. Any man found breaking the guy code will no longer be considered a man for the next 24 hours. This includes no sex, no beer, no sports, no bars, no trucks, no video games, and unfortunately, no porn.
guy code The unwritten code that all guys must follow in order to be a man. Unless you are a homo then your more along the lines of girl code. There are things to follow when using guy code. Guy code is the RULES of being a guy, and any "guy" that says that guy code are more like guidlines theyre probobaly a homo.
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.
9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.
10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
11. Do not torpedo single friends.
12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"
14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
15. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!
16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)
17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.
19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.
20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.
23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.
24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.
25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.
26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time.
27. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.
28. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage.
29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.
30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights: "Yeah, baby, push it!" "Come on, give me one more, harder!" "Another set and we can hit the showers" "Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"
31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.
32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.
33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.
34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.
35. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.
36. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.
37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "Bleep off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
39. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it.
40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year
41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)
42. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again.
43. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is MouthAction involved).
44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.
45. No man shall ever watch any of the following programs on TV: Figure skating Men's gymnastics Any sport involving women (unless viewed for sexual purposes)
46. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.
47. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror.
48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.
49. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend.
50. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry: when a heroic dog dies to save his master. after being struck in the testicles with anything moving fast than 7 mph. When your date is using her teeth. The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.
51. If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge. If he refuses the challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only then, must the money be paid.
52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour)
53. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.
54. A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body.
55. No comment shall ever be made to a man about how much he is sweating. In fact, there is no need bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from.
56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.
58. There are is never an occasion in which any shirt without buttons may be tucked in. (Exception: when you are participating in a organized sporting event)
59. Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing suit,, DON’T wear whitey tighty's. It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes.
60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.
61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.
62. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress.
63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.
64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.
65. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.
66. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it.
67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...
68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy!
69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (party with two girls)
guy code The unwritten code that all guys must follow in order to be a man. Unless you are a homo then your more along the lines of girl code. There are things to follow when using guy code. Guy code is the RULES of being a man and any "guy" that says that guy code are more like guidlines theyre probobaly a homo
Sauce : [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Guy%20Code] link [/url] you wicked o, talk sa na so one page for your textbook long, you for go school? 1 Like |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by ghostofsparta(m): 9:11pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
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Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Nobody: 9:12pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
yawn zzzzz |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by akpanikpe(m): 9:13pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Who read should pls sumerise ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by ekenzify(m): 9:16pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) funny codes i tell ya!.... though i couldnt read all, but that rule 1 is somehow o... d heart cant control who to fall in love with na, even if d 'lovee' ( ur pals sister) n you (d lover) is best friend to d lovee's brother (your best friend) ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Lathunjimi(m): 9:18pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
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Most of those codes are TRUE but Ops! the lines are too long.... I hardly could finish reading. |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by free2ryhme: 9:20pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
This is boundage |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by seunot: 9:21pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
WTF are these, any set of rules greater than 10 is tends to be ineffective. Guy Code ko, male code ni! ![](/faces/huh.png) |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Nobody: 9:22pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
HMMMN |
Re: The Guy Code (no Women, Girls, Ladies, Maidens, Or Hoes Allowed) by Ryabcool(m): 9:23pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Idrismusty97: We will not go back to the writeup looking for No. 10! If you like No. 10 so much paste it here let everybody see. lol! I'm sorry. I've modified it now. ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) |