The Dictator is one of the funniest modern day comedy film. Here are some funny lines from the movie:

1. "I love American films, particularly fantasy
films like 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Schindler's
List.'"

2. "What is the point [of bringing a version of
the Hunger Games to Wadiya]? North Korea has
done it literally."

3. "We dictators aren't all bad. While Western
countries continue to ravage our planet's
resources, we preserve our land and conserve
it by burying thousands of bones in single mass
eco-graves."

4. "My favorite shows are Wadiyan. We have
our version of 'Two and a Half Men.' It used to
be called 'Three Men' but one of them tried to
steal a grapefruit. Also, I love the TV program
'24.' You have it here, but we play it backwards
so it has a happy ending."

5. "Recently in Wadiya, we made [Mel Gibson]
our public relations expert. Although he has
said some pretty offensive things lately – like,
saying that he would work with Jews again."

6. "There are differences between the Wadiyan
film industry and Hollywood. People say I am
extravagant for using 20 trillion bottles of Fiji
water every day to make snow for my ski
resort in the middle of the desert, but am I the
person who created 'John Carter'?"

7. "[Kim Kardashian] is a very nice girl, but
unbelievably hairy! When I pulled her p@nties
down, I thought I was looking in the mirror."

8. [to his pregnant wife] "Are
you having a boy or an abortion?"

9. "I don't need CGI. If I want to push a village
off a cliff, I'll do it myself."

10. "Congratulations to [Megan Fox for being
pregnant]. There are rumors that I am the
father, but this is literally impossible ... If she
is pregnant, so is Heidi Klum and also Donald
Trump. He does anything for money."

11. Nadal: I am a mac genius.
General Aladeen: So what do you do?
Nadal: Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.

12."Sub Saharan, can you have
150 child warriors here by 5:00pm?"

13. (A woman gave birth to a girl) "Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry.
Where's the trashcan?"

14. [Aladeen is censuring an employee for
stealing]
Slade: Who the Bleep are you? Osama Bin
Laden's best friend?
General Aladeen: No, he is NOT my best
friend! Although he has been staying in my
guest bedroom ever since they shot his double
last year. Now the guy won't leave! I now know
why this guy is the most hated man in the
world. You just have to go to the bathroom
after him. You go to the bathroom after
Osama, you will realize the true meaning of
terrorism.

15. [Megan Fox only got a gold Rolex after having
s_e_x with Aladeen]
Megan Fox: Katy Perry said she got a diamond
Rolex.
General Aladeen: Well, she let me aladeen in
her face.

16. General Aladeen: [addressing his citizens]
People of Wadiya! I come here before you to
tell the world that they shall bow down before
our mighty nation! We are two months away
from enriching weapons grade uranium!
[audience applauds]
General Aladeen: To be used for peaceful...
[holds laughter]
General Aladeen: purposes! It will be used for
medical research and clean energy, it will! And
it will certainly never be used to attack Isr...
[laughs]
General Aladeen: Oh boy!

17. "$20 a day for the internet?
What the fvck! And they accuse me of being an
international criminal?"

18. [escaping from a CIA
torture facility without clothes] "Hey average
American shopper! If you give me your clothes
I will make a sizable donation in your name to
Al Qaeda"

19.Waiter: What is your name?
General Aladeen: My name is Allison Burgers.
Waiter: That is a made up name. What is your
real name?
General Aladeen: My name is Ladiz.
Waiter: Ladiz what?
General Aladeen: Ladiz Washroom.
Waiter: [notices sign that says "Ladies Wash
Room"] Ladies Wash Room. Your name is like
the sign. What is your real name?
General Aladeen: My name is Emplyes.
Waiter: Emplyes what?
General Aladeen: Emplyes Mustwashhands.
Waiter: [notices sign "Employees Must Wash
Hands"] That is a made up name. Tell us your
real name. We are interested. We are all
interested.
General Aladeen: My name is Max.
Waiter: Max?
General Aladeen: Imumoccupancy120.
Waiter: [notices sign "Maximum Occupancy
120 Persons"] There is a number in your
name. WHO ARE YOU? AN ALADEEN
SYMPATHIZER?
[realizes]
Waiter: IT'S HIM! IT'S ALADEEN!

20. Waiter: [General Aladeen has wandered into a
restaurant full of Wadiyan ex patriots]
Welcome to the Death To Aladeen Restaurant.
If you hate General Aladeen and like good
food, this is the place for you.

21. [On getting to America, riding a camel on the road and waving supporters/protesters] "Oh! America! The birth place of AIDS"

22. [On his head of nuclear works and recruitment of women building a missile with a round top] "tell me how this missile will not hit Isreal and then bounce back to Wadiya"

Aladden. Leader of Fictional Wadiya

Funny, cnt remember when he said some of this, and I have tht movie a thousand times

Really funny, number 19 tho

this takes 'dry' to a whole new level

darnley16: Funny, cnt remember when he said some of this, and I have tht movie a thousand times

u bought a pirated copy

or


better look for the warri version.

Harrybanty: The Dictator is one of the funniest modern day comedy film. Here are some funny lines from the movie:

1. "I love American films, particularly fantasy
films like 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Schindler's
List.'"

2. "What is the point [of bringing a version of
the Hunger Games to Wadiya]? North Korea has
done it literally."

3. "We dictators aren't all bad. While Western
countries continue to ravage our planet's
resources, we preserve our land and conserve
it by burying thousands of bones in single mass
eco-graves."

4. "My favorite shows are Wadiyan. We have
our version of 'Two and a Half Men.' It used to
be called 'Three Men' but one of them tried to
steal a grapefruit. Also, I love the TV program
'24.' You have it here, but we play it backwards
so it has a happy ending."

5. "Recently in Wadiya, we made [Mel Gibson]
our public relations expert. Although he has
said some pretty offensive things lately – like,
saying that he would work with Jews again."

6. "There are differences between the Wadiyan
film industry and Hollywood. People say I am
extravagant for using 20 trillion bottles of Fiji
water every day to make snow for my ski
resort in the middle of the desert, but am I the
person who created 'John Carter'?"

7. "[Kim Kardashian] is a very nice girl, but
unbelievably hairy! When I pulled her p@nties
down, I thought I was looking in the mirror."

8. [to his pregnant wife] "Are
you having a boy or an abortion?"

9. "I don't need CGI. If I want to push a village
off a cliff, I'll do it myself."

10. "Congratulations to [Megan Fox for being
pregnant]. There are rumors that I am the
father, but this is literally impossible ... If she
is pregnant, so is Heidi Klum and also Donald
Trump. He does anything for money."

11. Nadal: I am a mac genius.
General Aladeen: So what do you do?
Nadal: Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.

12."Sub Saharan, can you have
150 child warriors here by 5:00pm?"

13. (A woman gave birth to a girl) "Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry.
Where's the trashcan?"

14. [Aladeen is censuring an employee for
stealing]
Slade: Who the Bleep are you? Osama Bin
Laden's best friend?
General Aladeen: No, he is NOT my best
friend! Although he has been staying in my
guest bedroom ever since they shot his double
last year. Now the guy won't leave! I now know
why this guy is the most hated man in the
world. You just have to go to the bathroom
after him. You go to the bathroom after
Osama, you will realize the true meaning of
terrorism.

15. [Megan Fox only got a gold Rolex after having
s_e_x with Aladeen]
Megan Fox: Katy Perry said she got a diamond
Rolex.
General Aladeen: Well, she let me aladeen in
her face.

16. General Aladeen: [addressing his citizens]
People of Wadiya! I come here before you to
tell the world that they shall bow down before
our mighty nation! We are two months away
from enriching weapons grade uranium!
[audience applauds]
General Aladeen: To be used for peaceful...
[holds laughter]
General Aladeen: purposes! It will be used for
medical research and clean energy, it will! And
it will certainly never be used to attack Isr...
[laughs]
General Aladeen: Oh boy!

17. "$20 a day for the internet?
What the fvck! And they accuse me of being an
international criminal?"

18. [escaping from a CIA
torture facility without clothes] "Hey average
American shopper! If you give me your clothes
I will make a sizable donation in your name to
Al Qaeda"

19.Waiter: What is your name?
General Aladeen: My name is Allison Burgers.
Waiter: That is a made up name. What is your
real name?
General Aladeen: My name is Ladiz.
Waiter: Ladiz what?
General Aladeen: Ladiz Washroom.
Waiter: [notices sign that says "Ladies Wash
Room"] Ladies Wash Room. Your name is like
the sign. What is your real name?
General Aladeen: My name is Emplyes.
Waiter: Emplyes what?
General Aladeen: Emplyes Mustwashhands.
Waiter: [notices sign "Employees Must Wash
Hands"] That is a made up name. Tell us your
real name. We are interested. We are all
interested.
General Aladeen: My name is Max.
Waiter: Max?
General Aladeen: Imumoccupancy120.
Waiter: [notices sign "Maximum Occupancy
120 Persons"] There is a number in your
name. WHO ARE YOU? AN ALADEEN
SYMPATHIZER?
[realizes]
Waiter: IT'S HIM! IT'S ALADEEN!

20. Waiter: [General Aladeen has wandered into a
restaurant full of Wadiyan ex patriots]
Welcome to the Death To Aladeen Restaurant.
If you hate General Aladeen and like good
food, this is the place for you.

21. [On getting to America, riding a camel on the road and waving supporters/protesters] "Oh! America! The birth place of AIDS"

22. [On his head of nuclear works and recruitment of women building a missile with a round top] "tell me how this missile will not hit Isreal and then bounce back to Wadiya"

You have broken my heart to Aladeen pieces