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Worm Class by favour5(f): 9:40am On Jul 29, 2006
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate

, you won't have worms!"
Re: Worm Class by micklplus(m): 4:20pm On Jul 31, 2006
True talk !
Cheers cheesy
Re: Worm Class by naijadiva2(f): 9:07pm On Jul 31, 2006
he didin't explain it right.
Re: Worm Class by desiree(f): 9:30pm On Jul 31, 2006
bouuuuuyyy!!!! that old woman naa real olodo!!!
Re: Worm Class by Mystique(f): 8:05am On Aug 02, 2006
Tru Dat cheesy

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