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After by firstkyn(m): 10:10am On Sep 25, 2014
After writng WAEC!!!
After writing JAMB!!!
After scoring 219 in the UTME!!!
After practising jamb past questions for POST UTME!!!
After paying 10K for acceptance fee and over 45K for tiution
fee!!!
After paying extra 60K for house rent and other dues!!!
After carrying file from one office to another!!!
After treking from sch gate to your faculty under hot sun!!
After drinking garri for months!!!
After standing in cue for close to an hour @ ATM stand!!!
After so many copy and paste assignment!!!
After visiting friends for food!!!
After buying #100 mtn and etisalat just to collect megabite for
assignment!!!
After standing up for first timer in all fellowship!!!
After overcoming the dangers of living with cultist!!!
After surviving the pressure of some sadistic lecturers!!!
After having sleepless night preparing for your exams!!!
After going for night class every day!!!
After going to prayer garden every day!!!
After overcoming dat lecturer and laboratory technician!!!
After arguing with students dat secure space for dia friends with dia
pen, book, bag, and even lipstick!!!
After all diz for 4-5 years, and writing your final exams at the end!!!
Na there one witch for your village, or any where go come say!
You no go find decent job, or make money in your business, or get
wat u want in diz life, or u won't graduates wit your mates!!!
Prayer:
I decree dat peace will not be dia portion!!!
In JESUS name!
If u beleive type AMEN or COMMENT wat u wan God 2 do dat
witch!!!!
Re: After by Visocrate(m): 10:24am On Sep 25, 2014
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