U dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u marry
her finish u wan stop her frm goin to club. My
broda u think say miracle fit happen?

• Ur girlfriend dump u for rich man u say she b
gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda
perso u giv testimony for Church
say, na grace of God. Bros park well!!

• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still
dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg
where she wan fix am?,
on top that coconut head?

• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks
scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend; u be zebra?!!

• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches
high heeled shoe... shey u wan whisper to
God?

• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u
expect ur man to believe say u no
cheat. .aunty, u be mechanic?

• U gather different gals picture for ur fone &
yet u xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat..
uncle, u be photographer?

• He give u engagement ring for over five
years, he never marry u, my dear, u be lord of
d rings?

•you dey pay your babe wey dey university
school fees and yet u never write JAMB, U be
scholarship board?

•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old
and u still dey call am BABY, my sister, he
suppose be ANCESTOR.

•Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking
pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic?

•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come
vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be
magician?

add urs..just for fun!!

you dey make joke, nobody dey laugh.

...you no go change career?

"U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is
70yrs old
and u still dey call am BABY, my
sister, he
suppose be ANCESTOR."lmfao!!