mine is funny,then unilever will come to our school and give us hot tea and bread in the afternoon not just afternoon but HOT afternoon

The cane.

Koboko.

Being told to go pluck a nice one from the nearby tree/ bush / shrub that would be used to flog you.

Positioning yourself in the middle of queue hoping that the teacher's energy will run out before it gets to your turn.

Oh heck! It never happened to me because Efe was always the model student, always on point...

MizMyColi: Jangilova

epo moto

EfemenaXY: The cane.

Koboko.

Being told to go pluck a nice one from the nearby tree/ bush / shrub that would be used to flog you.

Positioning yourself in the middle of queue hoping that the teacher's energy will run out before it gets to your turn.

Oh heck! It never happened to me because Efe was always the model student, always on point...

make sense u still remember even the pick pin thing

Flying fence to pluck guava and mango during recess.

NURSERY SCHOOL:

Prayerfully waiting 4 break time so I can pounce on my food ..

Showing off my new sandals, singlets n socks my parents got 4 me 2 frends ...

PRIMARY SCHOOL:

Dodging assignments n hurriedly doing dem in class b4 d teacher comes in..

Sneaking 4rm d school gate during brk hours 2 go buy bole(roasted plantain) ... etcccc...

Mine wasn't funny
There is dis girl in my elder broda's class Diane,the most beautiful girl den @ GRA PRIMARY SKUL IKEJA LAGOS.
Durin break my elder broda will call on me to come and bully diane instead of him tellin her he likes her.
It became a normal routine for us.
Wer God punish satan is the day my broda fell ill and could not come to skul, diane bullied me, collected my money,food and made me vow not to tell my broda or bully her ever again.

*Diane if you are a n/lander identify*

...LOL...

I had the craziest and fun-filled childhood ever.....As a skill-ful dancer and singer, I ll parade the neighbourhood in the evening after school....

I danced to songs like:

Ele pami layo..Iro, iro nla
Ele pami layo...Iro, iro nla...bla bla bla

temigracie: ...LOL...

I had the craziest and fun-filled childhood ever.....As a skill-ful dancer and singer, I ll parade the neighbourhood in the evening after school....

I danced to songs like:

Ele pami layo..Iro, iro nla
Ele pami layo...Iro, iro nla...bla bla bla

Hmmm skillful singer.

temigracie: ...

Ele pami layo..Iro, iro nla
Ele pami layo...Iro, iro nla...bla bla bla

Morina ayo mi
Ayo mi ati ijo
Oshe konmorodo
Oshe komorodo
Iya lolayo mi
Baba lolayomi

*stampering feet and shaking baka faster*

*breathing fast*

Tymax:

Hmmm skillful singer.

...lol...

Mr Thomos, are you doubting it??...

temigracie:

...lol...

Mr Thomos, are you doubting it??...

Oya, enter studio release single make we hear

dytbabe:
Morina ayo mi
Ayo mi ati ijo
Oshe konmorodo
Oshe komorodo
Iya lolayo mi
Baba lolayomi

*stampering feet and shaking baka faster*

*breathing fast*

..lol...

You joined Yoruba cultural group back then in primary school, abi??...

Lol....That tym I usually borrow my mum's buba and ofi for the dance....

Tymax:
Oya, enter studio release single make we hear

hiohiohiohio...

Will you be my Director/Manager??....

Hmmm bad pikin full here.

Anyway, my primary school days were rather uneventful but secondary school was the bomb. I had great friends. We played football. Dat one na normal. I be keeper (or back man if na monkey post).

We'd save up our pocket money and head to "game house" on friday. Mortal Combat... Liu Kang Brutality: YBY Block AXAXBBY ; Killer Instinct: Cinder - >>y>>x

Didn't enjoy basketball sha. My hand never touched the rim till I graduated

I played table soccer (with biro cover and button) Omo, enough tournament tins.

Then there was this paper game o. You'd flick your pen to draw a line that would cross your opponent's shape after which you'd draw your own shape at the end of your line. I chop cane ontop dis one.

My primary school memories are uncountable but the most funny one is crying and treking to my uncle's shop when i lose my transport fare or school bus reciept though i know i wont be beaten(when i remember all those stuff,i would be like why was i crying sef? )

Tymax: Hmmm bad pikin full here.

Anyway, my primary school days were rather uneventful but secondary school was the bomb. I had great friends. We played football. Dat one na normal. I be keeper (or back man if na monkey post).

We'd save up our pocket money and head to "game house" on friday. Mortal Combat... Liu Kang Brutality: YBY Block AXAXBBY ; Killer Instinct: Cinder - >>y>>x

Didn't enjoy basketball sha. My hand never touched the rim till I graduated

I played table soccer (with biro cover and button) Omo, enough tournament tins.

Then there was this paper game o. You'd flick your pen to draw a line that would cross your opponent's shape after which you'd draw your own shape at the end of your line. I chop cane ontop dis one.

hehehehehehe...

Trying to imagine you chopping cane.....

temigracie:


..lol...

You joined Yoruba cultural group back then in primary school, abi??...

Lol....That tym I usually borrow my mum's buba and ofi for the dance....

Only in nursery jor, infact head of dancer, primary na only red cross n cooking
Borin smths
Secondary? Nothin jor

temigracie:


hehehehehehe...

Trying to imagine you chopping cane.....

Hehehehe It wasn't sweet o. But we dey dust cane wella.

dytbabe:

Only in nursery jor, infact head of dancer, primary na only red cross n cooking
Borin smths
Secondary? Nothin jor

hehehehe...

I trust myself in that department....I never missed any right from primary to secondary....

Tymax:
Hehehehe It wasn't sweet o. But we dey dust cane wella.

...lol....You make me remember the different techniques we use in chopping cane...

You can chop cane and dust it off....like odeshi....

You can chop cane and scratch it....either to pretend it is paining you or it is hot for real....

You can also chop cane and bone face....After chopping it finsh, you den shakara go your sit....

...Lol....Which one you sabi do well well??

Going under the gate to sneak to my dad's office. Me and Marnisha Patel dug a hole under the small rear gate of the school. So we'd stay on the toilet corridor to debate who'd enter the class first. Till the HM caught us, Gbemi told on us. hehehe!

Dad's friend always gave us money.

Good old days.

Washing SMELLY, unsanitary, bloody pad-buckets in the boarding school!

My first period! It started in FORM 1 aka JSS 1!!!

Those 2 I will never forget!

primary school memories are just so much. From excursion to inter house sports to being part of the debate society, boyscout e.tc the fun for me was jangulova yea, we call it Jannngulova and it was fun bullying girls. My name was always on the list of noisemakers cuz our class captain was a girl and she hated my guts. I should have being the school's head boy but my funny attitude didn't allow the school authorities give me the post. My position in terms of result was always between 1 and 3 but the remarks below was always bad. Its either "too playful and stubborn" or "always frowning" or " talks too much" . My class teacher always wrote bad remarks in my report card and the funniest thing is that, he was a Ghanian. The most interesting part for me is when I was made the timekeeper I always rang the bell for change of lesson. I had 3 wrist watches then, I was over popular, even head boy sef bow.

you guys are wonderful,it. was fun and i hope our children have better stories to tell