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The General Overseer of Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN) Prophet T.B Joshua has stated that the building that collapsed in his premises few weeks ago causing the death of about 115 people will be rebuilt.

Prophet T.B. Joshua said the six storey building will be rebuilt to completion in just Three Days. As suprising as this might sound the miracle working vessel that prophesies and it comes to pass cited John 2:19 “And Jesus said unto them, destroyed this Temple, and in Three days I will rebuild it” as the backing for his pronouncement

We at FNN are skeptical about this because we were made to understand Jesus was referring to himself as the temple, prophesying about his death and resurrection on the third day and not the physical building itself.

Although an official reason behind the collapse hasn’t been given yet, FNN hereby call on all stakeholders involved in building across the country to ensure adequate measures are taken to ensure safety and durability of buildings in order to prevent such tragic events in the future.

May the souls of the departed Rest in Peace, even as we pray that the affected families are comforted.

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hmmmm.... Fake naija news again?

Op you are even more lousy and stupid than the article itself.

He cannot say that..