Former Vice President Atiku died and knocked at the Gates of Heaven.
"Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.

"It's me, Atiku".

"What bad things did you do on Earth?" Peter asked.

Atiku thought a bit and answered,
"Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't bought it myself''

''I guess I had some affairs with Genevive Nnaji, but you couldn't hold that against me because no one called them affairs!
And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied,
"OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very very hot,
but we won't call it 'Hell.'

You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.'

Don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering but don't hold your breath waiting for it to get cold ."

        Serve that Bugger right!   

lol
sammy, hw nw?

I can kidnap Boss Ttdiamonds but hey,don't give me that look because I aint my brother's keeper.

Why are in support of that hater?

kai

@poster
the bad things ive done are numerous cant begin to count them, cuss i will still do more bad things b4 the day ends

we all know dat

no u dont!

What do we actually call this, A bad thing?

Richards.

There was a time I was in great need of money. My creditors were on my neck and treathened to deal ruthlessly with me if I dnt pay them b4 dusk. I was still ruminating over this and begged God to see me through So I decided to take a stroll around so as to think and wash away my worries. In this course, I saw a black nylon bag on a floor at a popular car park. I looked around to be sure no one was looking at me and on opening it, I found 50,000 cash and a gold wrist watch. I knew at once that it was divine intervention. I immediately put it in my pocket and went out of site. that day I paid all my creditors who I was indebted to and sold the gold wristwatch which I used in keeping body and soul together.

9ce

Thanks , i know i am nice

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Thumbs up sam

why is one of your eyes like that, abi na so dem born you

studio43:

why is one of your eyes like that, abi na so them born you

You why ya mouth be like that, na over hissing?

na the goat meat wey i dey chop make my mouth bend like that, abi u wan share from the goat meat make your mouth be like that too

u no like d guy o
if one eye be like dis and d mouth go turn
how u wnt mke him see wife marry

@studio, why you com dey lie now?, Shey no be one agbero blow you for mouth when you no won pay, no deny ur identity now