Words of wisdom from a witty woman.

A Christian woman had to do a lot of travelling for her business. Flying made her nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.

One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing. After a while, he turned to her and asked,

"You don't really believe all that stuff in there, do you?"

The woman replied,

"Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said,

"Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied,

"Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked,

"Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The woman said,

"Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to Heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in Heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the woman.

His roasting will be too much that he wont even have time to ask.

yuncka:


His roasting will be too much that he wont even have time to ask.

The thought of that should make him wake up and smell the coffee.

So, lemme get this straight, we're applauding her for judging?

MzNelly:


So, lemme get this straight, we're applauding her for judging?

Do you believe in the existence of hell?

OLAADEGBU:


Do you believe in the existence of hell?

I believe there is a Hell.
But our interpretation of this said Hell may differ.

MzNelly:


I believe there is a Hell.
But our interpretation of this said Hell may differ.

Ok. Let me put it to you like this. Do you believe hell is an eternal place of torment?

OLAADEGBU:


Ok. Let me put it to you like this. Do you believe hell is an eternal place of torment?

No Sir.
I believe Hell is the common grave of mankind.
The facts supports this statement.

MzNelly:


No Sir.
I believe Hell is the common grave of mankind.
The facts supports this statement.

That puts you into the category of unbelievers such as the man in question who believes that there is no punishment for the wicked.

OLAADEGBU:


That puts you into the category of unbelievers such as the man in question who believes that there is no punishment for the wicked.

"The wages sin pays is death."

That's the only punishment they're entitled to.

MzNelly:


"The wages sin pays is death."

That's the only punishment they're entitled to.

So Hitler and the folks he killed get punished by the same death, yes?

OLAADEGBU:


So Hitler and the folks he killed get punished by the same death, yes?

That is correct.

MzNelly:


That is correct.

If you are led to believe that there is no punishment after death you better be right.

OLAADEGBU:


If you are led to believe that there is no punishment after death you better be right.

I am.
Now stop living in fear.

MzNelly:


I am.
Now stop living in fear.

You must be very afraid. Don't be lured into a false sense of security. According to the sayings of our Lord Jesus Christ there is a reason for you to fear.

"And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell" (Matthew 10:28)

OLAADEGBU:


You must be very afraid. Don't be lured into a false sense of security. According to the sayings of our Lord Jesus Christ there is a reason for you to fear.

"And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell" (Matthew 10:28)

Goodnight.

MzNelly:


Goodnight.

Goodnight. But remember:

"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment" (Hebrews 9:27)

OLAADEGBU:


Goodnight. But remember:

"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment" (Hebrews 9:27)

Morning!

I'm ready.

MzNelly:


"The wages sin pays is death."

That's the only punishment they're entitled to.

Then are you a sinner?

Emusan:


Then are you a sinner?

Who isn't?

MzNelly:


Who isn't?

This implies that everybody is a sinner, right?

Now is it everybody that will experience physical death according to the scripture?

MzNelly:


Morning!

I'm ready.

You say you no dey fear. Below is a story of a man who knows what fear is like:

A man was driving to work when a lorry drove through a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out.  Passers-by pulled him from the wreck and revived him.  He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquillised by the paramedics.

Later, when he came to and was calm, they asked him why he struggled so much.  He said:

"I remember the impact, then nothing.  I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign.  And somebody was standing in front of the S." 

Emusan:


This implies that everybody is a sinner, right?

Now is it everybody that will experience physical death according to the scripture?

Naah

OLAADEGBU:


You say you no dey fear. Below is a story of a man who knows what fear is like:

A man was driving to work when a lorry drove through a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out.  Passers-by pulled him from the wreck and revived him.  He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquillised by the paramedics.

Later, when he came to and was calm, they asked him why he struggled so much.  He said:

"I remember the impact, then nothing.  I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign.  And somebody was standing in front of the S." 

LOL

Funny.

MzNelly:


Who isn't?

One who is born of God.

MzNelly:

Naah

Then why do you have to quote that scripture?

it's either you misunderstood it or you understood it but misapplied it.

Emusan:


Then why do you have to quote that scripture?

it's either you misunderstood it or you understood it but misapplied it.

"The wages sin pays is death; but the gift God gives is everlasting life."

MzNelly:

"The wages sin pays is death; but the gift God gives is everlasting life."

Now let me ask you how do you understand this verse? Remember you've agreed NOT EVERYONE THAT SINNED WILL DIE PHYSICALLY.

Emusan:


Now let me ask you how do you understand this verse? Remember you've agreed NOT EVERYONE THAT SINNED WILL DIE PHYSICALLY.

Yeah....some will be destroyed. By God.

MzNelly:

Yeah....some will be destroyed. By God.

Some? OK what about the rest?

Emusan:


Some? OK what about the rest?

Live forever.
You know the gist.

MzNelly:

Live forever.
You know the gist.

Live forever again? "When the wages sin paid is death" according to you and everybody is a sinner.

So why will Jehovah destroy some sinners and allow the other sinners live forever?

like one of my earlier option you must have misunderstood that verse because your comments say it all.