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A Honest Proposal In Stanzas by Mystiquet: 9:23am On Sep 27, 2014 |
MY KIND OF LIE. Has anyone ever told you my kind of lie? Surely you must had heard a man say nowhere else but your arms he’d love to die, claiming his Life was in your hands. Must have heard the cliché “I’ll cross the ocean for you” The Promise to catch a grenade for you Jump in front of the train for you we all know too well the last suicidal line A crafty old man once lied to himself said he wanted a woman beside him when all his dreams came true Then he said he wanted her to be his angel A terrible request since angels must not be Kissed or held “without you, there’s no me?” oh Please I roll my eyes at that old fib. Two hearts that beat as one? Really? Has anyone ever checked? He might say “I’m lost without you” when he’s right in front of you, not on a lost and found list! or he’ll say he “Can’t live without you” Yet he’d been alive and kicking long before you met “You take my breath away”, Yet he finds enough air to tell his fable Bob said all his cards were on her table turns out Marley laid cards on ten tables He’d say you’re the treasure he seeks Just before leaving to his work station for weeks I can’t sleep, can’t eat, can’t cook, can’t bathe, you complete me, like toothbrush and toothpaste. The one I live for, the one I will die for A man stands at the altar of his third wedding and has effrontery to say “you and me forever” Without adding the clause “maybe”? Scoffs. Surely you’ve heard very many lies However Regard few of mine! First I’ll refrain from using the words “promise, Love and Forever” They have been made incredible with overuse by liars Now, I’m saying you’re my dream everything else is what I want beside me when YOU - my dream comes true I’ll be the grenade that blows your mind till there’s nothing left. Set you on fire in the shower just to prove our flame will never go out I’ll be your nightmare so you see me by default in your sleep And yet be set as your homepage all day long Be your accuser, sorcerer and wizard So you’ll worry what I’ll think before you do anything. You won’t have the keys to my heart I bet you know why, I’ve made sure of that Nevertheless you would decide my sanity or otherwise Please be warned, you don’t want me insane. I will decide my own happiness if you don’t mind However since my happiness depends wholly on yours I MUST do ALL in my power to make you happy Even if it means Pumping you full with laughing gas. So it’s best you don’t push me with silent treatment and long faces. All I have isn’t yours, Don’t let courts or lawyers tell you otherwise However, since you know Newton’s third law of motion Then it’s safe to say I’m yours, do with me whatever you will. So there, My lies. But what if they are not lies, maybe I mean every word It will take a life time to prove these claims Time I’m most willing to give Wouldn’t you want to find out? 1 Like
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Re: A Honest Proposal In Stanzas by ifaoni(m): 9:30am On Sep 27, 2014 |
hmmm, nice lines. Buy cheap datas, check my signature. |
Re: A Honest Proposal In Stanzas by Nobody: 9:39am On Sep 27, 2014 |
Re: A Honest Proposal In Stanzas by Nobody: 9:39am On Sep 27, 2014 |
nice don't think naija girls will fall for it tho |
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