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Interesting Phone Conversation by bigold(f): 11:23am On Nov 06, 2008
K-"Who's calling?"
W-"Watt."
K-"What is your name, please?"
W-"Watt's my name."
K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

     A long pause, and then from Watt,

W-"Is this James Brown?"
K-"No, this is Knott."
W-"Please tell me your name."
K-"Will Knott."

W-Why not?
K-Huh?  What do you mean why not?
W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
K-But I told you my name!
W-Didn't you say you will not?
K-Not not, knott, Will Knott!
W-That's what I mean.
K-So you know my name.
W-Of course not!
K-Good.  So now, what is yours?
W-Watt. Yours?
K-Your name!
W-Watt's my name.
K-How the hell do I know?  I am asking you!
W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my
    name and you have not even told me yours yet.
K-You have been patient, what about me?  I have told
    you my name so many times and it is you who have not
    told me yours yet.
W-Of course not!
K-See, you even know my name!
W-Of course not!
K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
W-Because I don't.

[Pause]

K-What is your name?
W-See, you know my name!
K-Of course not!
W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
K-To find out your name!
W-But you already know it!
K-What?
W-See, and you know mine!
K-Of course not!
W-Exactly!

K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
    is, what will be your answer?
W-Watt's my name.
K-No, no, give me only one word.
W-Watt
K-Your name!
W-Right!

[pause before it hits him]

K-Oh, Wright!
W-Yeah!
K-So why didn't you say it before?
W-I told you so many times!
K-You never said Wright before
W-Of course I did.
K-Ok I won't argue any more.  Do you know my name?
W-I do not.
K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
W-I do not!
K-Good!

[pause before it hits him]

W-Oh, Guud!
K-Good.
W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
K-No, it's Knott!
W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.
K-Yes Wright.
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by clemcykul(f): 11:38am On Nov 06, 2008
lol
very guud.
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by romsky: 11:41am On Nov 06, 2008
wat a bunch of patient fools
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by Pappyshoes(m): 11:43am On Nov 06, 2008
phoning house of commotion grin grin
ROFLMAO grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by DamiD: 11:48am On Nov 06, 2008
This is really funny grin grin grin grin
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Nov 06, 2008
reserve some teeth 4 2morrow na
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by Gabry(f): 11:50am On Nov 06, 2008
Heehee!
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by 7low: 11:54am On Nov 06, 2008
hahaha nice one!! smiley i liked it
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by Gabry(f): 11:55am On Nov 06, 2008
Can you please brush your teeth the next time you feel like laughing?
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by clemcykul(f): 1:40pm On Nov 06, 2008
try brushing urs first
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by dyabman(m): 1:45pm On Nov 06, 2008
what do she want to brush , Gab is toothless tongue
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by tytylayor: 5:14pm On Nov 06, 2008
@topic

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cnt stop grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy smiley smiley cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by disease(m): 5:24pm On Nov 06, 2008
@topic
Bunch of odes.
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by Caliente(m): 7:21pm On Nov 06, 2008
[size=13pt]LOL! This can't happen in naija where people flash and then make 30 seconds call or 45 seconds tops. Besides Atutupoyoyo is not a name you can easily mistake for another thing. cheesy[/size]
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by dani1luv: 7:26pm On Nov 06, 2008
cool cool cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin wink wink wink wink
cheesy cheesy grin wink
cheesy cheesy grin wink wink wink wink
cheesy grin wink
cheesy grin grin grin wink wink wink wink

cool cool
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by skyee: 9:15am On Nov 08, 2008
hahahahah coool
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by Azo(m): 9:45am On Nov 08, 2008
nice one man, they are actually patient ignoramus grin
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by princesa(f): 11:13am On Nov 08, 2008
Caliente:

[size=13pt]LOL! This can't happen in naija where people flash and then make 30 seconds call or 45 seconds tops. Besides Atutupoyoyo is not a name you can easily mistake for another thing. cheesy[/size]
lol grin grin grin
but with this big font
are you sure you are not scorpion resurrected
cos i cant trust anyone nowadays

@topic
they could atleast text
to save their time
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by bydot1(m): 12:18pm On Nov 08, 2008
grin grin grin grin
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by princesa(f): 12:22pm On Nov 08, 2008
omo see teeth cheesy
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by dyabman(m): 12:29pm On Nov 08, 2008
make we see ur own too now
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by dani1luv: 12:30pm On Nov 08, 2008
she nevr brush lipsrsealed
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by bydot1(m): 12:32pm On Nov 08, 2008
Am sure you neva watch ya teeth dis mornin, thats why you no wan open am show me ya 32 o, feyin
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by dyabman(m): 12:34pm On Nov 08, 2008
who this one dey talk to now ? ode!
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by dani1luv: 12:39pm On Nov 08, 2008
helep me ask am again. . .mayb hin nevr hia am well wel. . .

@ by.dot
u wan c am grin
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by dyabman(m): 12:43pm On Nov 08, 2008
@By.dot

YOU WAN SEE AMMMMM!!!!
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by princesa(f): 12:54pm On Nov 08, 2008
i have never seen a dude look sexier in brown teeth than you guyz cheesy
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by dyabman(m): 12:56pm On Nov 08, 2008
Then Its not new to you anymore ,
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by princesa(f): 1:11pm On Nov 08, 2008
yeah

experience is the best teacher cheesy
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by Nobody: 1:12pm On Nov 08, 2008
angry
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by dani1luv: 1:18pm On Nov 08, 2008
ibk . . 4 ya own life. . u lyke to dey vex grin
Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by princesa(f): 1:41pm On Nov 08, 2008
thats why she never see good guy toast am since grin

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