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Wooing Expert by Spicylate(f): 6:35pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
*Boy: do you have a boyfriend? *Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. *Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” *Girl: But I don’t love you. *Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” *Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? *Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." *Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? *Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." *Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. *Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” *Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? *Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." *Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. *Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” *Girl: What will happen if I say yes? *Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." *Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? *Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " *Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. *Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” *Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. *Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy —think about such things." *Girl: owwww I love you already *Boy: Revelations 22:21 "Amen." |
Re: Wooing Expert by Bevy12(f): 7:00pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Lol. |
Re: Wooing Expert by naturally: 7:43pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Bless you brother |
Re: Wooing Expert by Spicylate(f): 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
naturally: Bless you brother |
Re: Wooing Expert by Bellasharonne(f): 11:16am On Oct 15, 2014 |
awwn, its really lovely 1 Like |
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