Unibenstudent: ok,I wish I was in your shoes .I would have no need to be hiding inside bed sheet,could we swap positions for like a day?

do u knw if I'm in sambisa forest?

Sarimah: do u knw if I'm in sambisa forest?

well sambisa forest would be nice,,hearing sounds of gun shots and helicopter hovering,,I have never been in a war zone,,commander sarimah ,,I would love to experience sambisa sarimah

Sarimah: do u knw if I'm in sambisa forest?

Now i see no reason why DSS shulnt probe you cuz of this statement

Nobleval: But the truth is that funny guys gets angry easily! I know a couple of funny dude that easily get annoyed.

Nope, thats not true. Funny guys are not easily pissed. They just overlook almost everything.

Exjoker: Now i see no reason why DSS shulnt probe you cuz of this statement

y not go and inform them?

Sarimah: y not go and inform them?

Will you promise not to call me an amebo if i do dat?...i hate to be call an amebo!!!

Exjoker: Will you promise not to call me an amebo if i do dat?...i hate to be call an amebo!!!

u r already an amebo so no point

Nobleval: lol...you're a sadist

No I'm a Realist

1one: If you can make a girl laugh
you can make her do anything

-Marilyn Monroe

. It's true.

A girl farth loudly in public cos i was funny and i was blamed. It's in me

Sarimah: u r already an amebo so no point

I was just tryin to be nice that's all, after all i dont need to inform any sss wen i can handle dat myself

Exjoker: I was just tryin to be nice that's all, after all i dont need to inform any sss wen i can handle dat myself

u wish

muchyblink: A girl farth loudly in public cos i was funny and i was blamed. It's in me

Now that is serious

Sarimah: u wish

Wish? I can probe you then sue you to court....

If you must be funny. Be witty.
The more intelligent you are. The more creative your humour.
The more creative the more amusing.

Exjoker: Wish? I can probe you then sue you to court....

oya nau

Sarimah: oya nau

Lol...scare rite?

chimerase2: Op I didn't even laff to ur post always try to be funny
Believe u me being funny is being stupide
Pple won't tak u serious
Like me I dnt knw weda amu funny
During ma active chat wen chatting with a gal de gal go laf die wetin I go de see na
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Dis is de reason I stopped pinging, whatsaping
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Na lie oh amu joking

LMFAO, gotta follow dz nikka ASAP

That should be a must watch . but even if the angel us trapped another one will come to free it so!

All nigerians should read why http://naijasinglegirl.net/president-gej-needs-to-ban-instagram-in-place-of-pomo/ and thank me later. Lmao

Kudos To U Bro...that Defines Me
Another Point I Want to Add To Urs Is that U Get to Entangle with People U Haven't Met Before Easily...U Get to Open Conversations Easily..and U Will Never Think Of what to say Even If Som1 Wants To Abuse U. And Lastly, U will Rarely Get angry...And Ur Anger Rarely Lasts...And Everyone Born Funny,Has a Special Gift Of Forgiven Those who Wrong Him

Exjoker: Lol...scare rite?

nehh

I look very serious, when new to me, i am partly serious and partly funny, once you are into me, i become the full me, EXTREMELY FUNNY and also EXTREMELY SERIOUS!

"Father Abraham knows how many girls I have ****** because of my sense of humour" indeed u are funny. can't stop laughing!

destante: but that won't make all girls do jes about anything

Am sure she has placed her assumptions on a scale before generalizing it...I go with her

AspDrone:
Am sure she has placed her assumptions on a scale before generalizing it...I go with her

okies

happykidArotiba: Lol. its normal now...mine is now added with my cute face again..

cute face my ass.. u just allowed me t waste my mb for a big fat lie.

seydam21: bro, i dont hear yoruba oo can you speak english please.
Op dont says you suld act to be funny cuz of girls alone.
#mind ur speech b4 i spat money to ur face

dude, am not referring to d op.
read thru people's comments n you wud see loads of guys asking how to learn been funny so they can sweep women off their feet simply because other fellows are talking abt how many girls been funny has gotten then.

debrihachi:
cute face my ass.. u just allowed me t waste my mb for a big fat lie.

really?