Lionel messi(house boy) LOL!

Welbeck- barber

Trapings

Well suares is fulfilling is dream

Lol some names really fit the characters sha

diago costa-arm robber..
Ivanovic-bouncer..
Terry-ashawo..
Mikel-FRSC..
Morinho-drug dealer..

Sagna(native doctor)hahahahahhaahahahahahahah

@kaywiluv. (Modeling)

mikel-snail farmer

Ramires doesn't look like a Brazilian just like A-boki selling suya.

And wtf z this bullcrap doing on FP? Whn other reasonable topics are there uh...these mods sef sha

Petr Cech - Okada man.

the funniest thread ever
Bentner - model

Ezechinwa: Footballers whose appearance does
not suit football:

* Mario Balotelli (Gangster/ Rapper)

* Didier Drogba (Boxer)

* Gerald Pique (Taxi Driver)

* Bacary Sagna (Native doctor)

* Oliver Giroud (Modelling)

* Aristedi Bance (Armed Robber)

* Ramires (Sugar- cane seller)

* Scott Parker(Choir master)

* Raheem Sterling (Athletic)

* Daniel Agger (Art)

* Gervinho (native doctor)....

* kaka (evangelist)

* C.Ronaldo (Hollywood actor)

* Leo Messi (house boy)

* Frank Lampard(pastor)

* Daniel Sturigde (street boy)

* Gareth Bale (hunter)

* Karim Benzema (crown prince)

* Michael Carrick (estate manager)

* David Luiz (militant)

* Welbeck (sales boy)

* Gary Çahill (pundit)

* Vincent Kompany (military)

* Wilfred Bony (farmer)

* Yaya Toure (bodygaurd)

* Petr Cech (Tailor)

* Neymar (modeling)

* Hulk (rugby)

* suarez (vampire)

* Robin V.Persie (banker)

* Mikel Obi (hotel attendant)

* J.s park (kung fu actor)

* Sanchez & Diego Costa (wrestlers)

* Di maria(Fulani Heardsman)

Add urs, dnt stop d fun!!!

Happy Sunday all...

Charity they say, begins at home. Let me use our own Super Eagles for the fun to continue:

Ahmed Musa (Shoe shinner)
Emmanuel Emenike (weight lifter)
Stephen Keshi (Local Government Chairman)
Efe Ambrose (NURTW Agborro)

Must all the black footballers be portrayed so negatively? SMH

onazi-drug dealer
obafemi martins- agbero
essien-puff puff seller
Nigel de jong- wrestler
mertesacker-lawyer
balotelli-gangstar
emenike-wrestler
walcott-sprinter
willian-reggae musician
Paul pogba-basketballer

KOMPANY....Bouncer

I award the 'best character description' to RVP and Kompany!

Yakubu ayegbni (comedian) wit that goal he miss in the world cup.

I no fit laugh oooo

Fellaini_photographer

Sani kaita (street fighter) wit his action in the world cup

Gbolahan Salami: Rugby

Ahmed Musa (Boko Haram member)
Arda Turan (Al-Qaeda Leader)
Ashley Cole (RnB singer)
Diego Costa (Mexican Ranch Foreman)
Phil Jones (Wrestler)
Daley Blind and Theo Walcott(Hollywood actor)
Chris Smalling (DJ)
Fabregas/Xavi (Bollywood Actor)
Frank Ribery/Arturo Vidal (Drug warlord)
Mikel Obi (Project Fame contestant)
Neymar/C. Ronaldo (Superstar Model)
Kaka (Priest)
Balotelli/Yaya (Bodyguard)

Mikel obi- world footballer of the year :PMikel obi- world footballer of the year

This is nl! You can't post a topic like this without adding images!!

Steven gerard - MI6 spy

Suarez (vampire).

sameer1212: lolz yeah dats true. i like hm as footballer bt his a troulble maker, alwys on headlines imagine last week when leichester were beating us,(man united) he ws every were displayn hs blackman mentality wich cause hm racial abuses on twitter.

was he the only player that twitted about Man U that day? What of other white players that twitted? One thing about black people is that everything about white people is right, and anything a black man does is wrong. Remove that mentality.