Baddestguyp: abeg which kind dog dey bark like this? na indomie e dey chop?

no, na salad him dey chop

Dayvhid: bruv I guess you have never been loved my gf is not a hoe vunlike ur village wife (no offense )

fam,am offended
i only advised you...you could have declined politely

no p sha

Folarinwazzy:

tell your gateman to help you out
*urinates on thread*

God Punish Ur Earth Worm Dick Ur Phone Na Public Toilet Idiot (no Offense)

Am Just Mogbo Mobranch

Dorisbest:
no, na salad him dey chop

u see, give d dog eba, if e no wan chop make he go hustle for food, dats wat I did till my dog loss

Kingfanak:
God Punish Ur Earth Worm Dick Ur Phone Na Public Toilet Idiot (no Offense)

Am Just Mogbo Mobranch

op na your brother?
or i offend you before?

Dorisbest:
u re right
hi5

typical bush girl (no offense )

Dayvhid: it's raining pple and my gf is hor eny but am not in the mood bcoz I have an early morning appointment in the United States and my flight departs very early ,now my gf thinks am cheating on her, please Wat can I do. mature advice.

how long will that stuff take to do with her that u cant sacrifice a little?

Folarinwazzy:

fam,am offended
i only advised you...you could have declined politely

no p sha

sorry bruv if I hurt your feelings but do you mind talking to me like next week or something (no offense )

Baddestguyp: u see, give d dog eba, if e no wan chop make he go hustle for food, dats wat I did till my dog loss

no way, eating eba is punishment. I will start giving him a cup of tea and 1 slice of bread. U know he is a fine mafia

Dayvhid:
typical bush girl (no offense )

typical house boy

Dorisbest:
no way, eating eba is punishment. I will start giving him a cup of tea and 1 slice of bread. U know he is a fine mafia

u will turn him to a dummy now. how is he expected to bite when all he eats is bread and tea

Folarinwazzy:

op na your brother?
or i offend you before?

Just Dont Lyk Mess
Cos Ur Urination Dey Irritate Me
*vomiting

Dorisbest:
u re right
hi5

Obviously he is ,,

Its weekend you know ,,

The youngman probably got himself drunk ..

mrham03: how long will that stuff take to do with her that u cant sacrifice a little?

bruv you don't understand multi milli

Baddestguyp: u will turn him to a dummy now. how is he expected to bite when all he eats is bread and tea

he doesn't bite. He is a serious business mafia and it present business deal is with Dayvhid's girlfriend.

Dayvhid: bruv you don't understand multi milli

multi-vit
make I hear word

Dayvhid: bruv you don't understand multi milli

what about just 10 minutes of ur time?

Dis is de handywork of oxytocin and mifepristone
Hey guy u only bought it for ur gal frnd stop using it ok

Dorisbest:
he doesn't bite. He is a serious business mafia and it present business deal is with Dayvhid's girlfriend.

village girl you can't even speak Gud English fuccking Liberian. (no offense )

Dorisbest:
multi-vit
make I hear word

sweery am pretty sure that you are the dog you have been referring to (no offense )

chimerase2: Dis is de handywork of oxytocin and mifepristone
Hey guy u only bought it for ur gal frnd stop using it ok

this one is a typical Nigerian trying to form English for londoner like me, bruv do you mind talking to me like next week or something (no offense )

mrham03: what about just 10 minutes of ur time?

multi milli multi milli multi milli multi milli multi milli multi milli bruv

Dayvhid: sweery am pretty sure that you are the dog you have been referring to (no offense )

Am glad u admit that u re the dog ve been advertising.
Nice meeting you, Dayvhid Mafia (if u like shake my hand, if u don't like go and buried yourself)

Dorisbest:
Am glad u admit that u re the dog ve been advertising.
Nice meeting you, Dayvhid Mafia (if u like shake my hand, if u don't like go and buried yourself

typical Liberian (no offense )

Dayvhid: village girl you can't even speak Gud English fuccking Liberian. (no offense )

lecturer, I hope a Liberian did not beat u black, blue, green or maybe rainbow.
Sorry, I pity you sha

Dorisbest:
lecturer, I hope a Liberian did not beat u black, blue, green or maybe rainbow.
Sorry, I pity you sha

sweery I am not straffing ur punny period (no offense )

Dayvhid:
sweery I am not straffing ur punny period (no offense )

trash trash trash

SMH

for goodness sake if u have a spouse in ur life who'z not understanding xpecially in sensitive issues like dis tin k u shuld either try to take time in clear tins out wit dem or u just let such person go cuz if he or she ain't compassionate abt how tins affect u den u won't b happy and up and doing in ur dealings,brp gat tosit her down and talk to her honestly and make her understand in a way u tink she would

U guys must be igbotic

sisiafrika: U guys must be igbotic

sis do you mind talking to me like next week or something (no offense )