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Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by LilNetty(m): 10:17pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
1 Pressing your phone in the church during service. 2 Answering/Making call during service 3 Sleeping/Dozing during service. 4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand 5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them 6 Wearing Headphones while in church 7 Sagging to church 8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister 9 Checking out a brother 10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating 11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother 12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering 13 Toasting a sister in church 14 Toasting a brother in church 15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church 16 Telling yourself in your mind “Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home”; especially during prolonged sermon 17 Telling yourself “This man should finish this unending announcement”. 18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon. 19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying ‘CD’ inside your wallet and go to church 21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others. 22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue 23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time 24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again 25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher 26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit 27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o) 28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon. 29 Lusting after the pastor 30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously. Which number are you guilty of? Lol Drop Your Comment. |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by hummerwise(m): 10:24pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Am guilty of all @Op Any probs? |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Descartes: 10:28pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Not guilty of any of those criminal acts |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by nnadychuks(m): 10:30pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
I don't like it when ushers wake me up from sleep, sieze my phone temporarily or when they force me to go to the front seat, I really feel embarassed.. I don't think people carry 'CD' or earphone to churches these days only phones and bible.... Some church girls like wearing tight things to tempt brothers in the church.. May God forgive us all |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Spicylate(f): 10:39pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
4 9 10 11 12 16 17 18 21 23 26 and 28 |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by LilNetty(m): 10:59pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Spicylate: 4Jeeeeeeeeeez! Ur Case is adjourn till...... |
Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by Spicylate(f): 7:16am On Sep 29, 2014 |
LilNetty: Jeeeeeeeeeez! Ur Case is adjourn till......ooopsss |
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